laprovocateur Member

let him stare at naked girls. if he plays with one, hey. dump him now. t's cheaper and easier than divorce. if he doesn't, marry that dude with pride. you'll know you found a good one.

Sound research study. However. Yoga pants also flatter even the most non-existent of *kitten*, so I must protest the demise of such a wonderful donation to modern culture.

i don't care - fall out boy so what - Pink titanium - david guetta rockstar - Rihanna scream - usher

Bump

i think she'd call my bluff. those always went uneaten.

If you stare at me i will probably pick at an imaginary wedgie or shove a finger up my nose. I don't wear makeup or cute clothes to the gym, usually i don't even match! And it's all for a reason. Feel free to ogle my sexy body AFTER. not during the sexification. k thanks.

Yeah my uncle is one. (You're referring to illegal immigrants, correct?) i kid. total supporter of immigration reform.

not a damn thing.

"Thank you for the opportunity to be employed here. The generosity of ____your current gym here___ has enabled me to move forward with my career. This is a formal written notice of my resignation, and I appreciate your support." Most importantly, don't forget to thank your employer for employing you - no matter how evil or…

My evil office secretary and her delicious Otis Spunkmeyer cookies. I wish she'd go back to making the raisin and pecan ones. Those were disgusting.

Special K chocolatey delight cereal. High fiber, so you feel full quicker, and it has little pieces of REAL chocolate in it. I eat this every day almost.

the kind i put in my mouth in large quantities way too often. most often, chocolate.

Incorrect: Patron Silver 69 calories Belvedere 64 calories Jagermeister 103 calories Grey Goose 69 calories Kettle One 69 calories Jameson 69 calories Crown Royal 69 calories Henessy 69 calories Bailey’s 90 calories Bacardi 65 calories 151 rum 122 calories Bombay Sapphire 79 calories Whiskey 55 calories Jack Daniels 81…

in the frozen section with vegetarian sausage. every time, this is where i find them.

just do it. if they ask, tell them why. if anyone else asks, they're paying way too much attention to the lives of others on the interwebs.

not married (what now y'all)

/reported for attacking another poster. not really, but i'd be justified in doing so... just saying... RUDE. Some of us want thigh gaps. Some of us are genetically predisposed to have them, and vice versa.

Size 10 + "Super Skinny" = oxymoron. That is not a negative comment, it's just a statement of fact. I vote they should relabel them as Size 10 + Ridiculously Narrow Jeans That Should Actually Be Worn By A Size 8 And May Only Be Worn With Extreme Confidence and Determination. In other words, congratulations! I'd be willing…

ehhh, i say butt out. i will often work out with my HRM and then at the end of the workout not know how much time I spent doing said activities, and i'm too exhausted to enter each category separately. Therefore, it ends up looking something like this: "laprovocateur burned 4,566,432 calories by walking her dog". if i'm…

horrible grammar/punctuation by grown *kitten*, privileged adults. lame pick up lines. new resident docs that are far too concerned about policy and not concerned enough about their patients. that is all.

I would add a height and relationship status section to the MFP profile data to optionally display. I'd also tweak the search function to find members with partial usernames entered.

↑ this is why i hate my job sometimes. in other news... OP, if you're having more symptoms, then listen to the majority of commenters and get off your pc and on to the doc. Please and thank you.

it does sound a little like a spider bite, but a spider bite would start looking a bit differently at this age. it sounds more like you are having an allergic reaction to whatever bit you. a trip to the doc or urgent care would be advisable. ER is *not* recommended in this case - they will charge triple the normal price…

I have a terrible massage addiction. A) it helps alleviate my chronic migraines B) relieves muscle tension from workout overkill C) it's relaxing D) it's a total splurge. they know me by name, i wait in this comfy room designed for maximum relaxation, then i strip down and lie down nearly naked on a WARM massage table and…

a million. enjoy that ƒu¢ker and go for a run later.

Abstinence, Mirena, or make him get the strings cut.

no one, it seems.

i think this needs to be plastered on a billboard on every major US highway. I want to scream it out on the street corner. The world is ending? No. You're just killing yourself with french fries.

professional massage (happy ending is self service only) hitting the gym and then there's the horizontal naked dance...

oh holy wow...