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Arsenic isn't fattening, why will it kill me?

I'm willing to bet that, nutritionally, the cream is better for you than Oreos.

Oh, yeah. I'll admit it. I've done that.

My "sober song" is my story as it appears in parts of a Peter Gabriel song. The first part reminds me of those last few months before I finally got help. My bottom wasn't the night I nearly died of hypothermia, passed out in a snowbank on a night with below zero temperatures, it was the day I looked in a mirror and…

I'm Jesse Smith. I'm an alcoholic. Sober since 2/3/07 ...and, yes, I used my last name. Tradition 11 needs to be rethought. Recovery needs to come out of the church basement. Cancer patients, diabetics and people with gluten allergies don't run around getting support in secret meetings. Don't whisper about my disease after…

My 11 year old girl just scored 12/13.

13 softball pitches.... How about something hard? Even the canoe question took me only 30 seconds of application of scientific principles to nail down. The cinder block is (at least I have to assume, since most cinder blocks I've seen will sink) more dense than the water. While in the canoe, the cinder block will, through…

frozen, pre-cooked cocktail shrimp

That'd be OK with me. Note to person below.... what do you mean IF?

spank then cuddle

Gasoline contains 35,000 calories per gallon. If you drink it you won't gain weight. Why? Because it will f----g kill you.... Just because something has a caloric load doesn't necessarily mean your body can absorb it or make good use of it. Alcohol is a poison. In small amounts, it either won't affect your health or may…

Drummer: Fittest member of U2? Probably. Edit: fixed link

Wrap in foil. Place in a paper bag. Wrap in plastic. Seal in Wax. Bury deeply in loamy soil. Pave over with asphalt. That's the best thing I can recommend for them.

It depends on the day, the woman and the how the part blends with other parts and really...., how do I choose???

Oh, I've also noticed that if my feet are not aligned correctly, it puts extra pressure on my knees. While riding, take a look at what your foot position is. Are your feet pointing straight ahead or are your toes pointing inward or outward a little?

When I some knee problems from running, my PT had me do one-leg squats. To do them, find a short stool (8-12") or stack up something stable to about the same height. Stand with the inside edge of one foot on the edge of the stool, with your other leg straight, drop your "free" foot to the floor (or just down a few inches…

I quit smoking 4.5 years ago. I gained 20 I've have since then lost 40. Wait gain is temporary and can be fixed through diet and exercise Heart disease, emphysema and cancer are permanent (and often fatal).

Sign up for a Sprint Tri. Now instead of "cardio" and " dieting" you are "training" and "fueling your workouts".

2 hours of cardio

Oh, you KNOW I do!! Keep that thing clean! Oops. Misread that. I thought it was asking about my pate.

^^^^ insane person

Beets Pate (any form of liver, really)

If I had it to do again, I'd do a breakfast wedding with an open BARista. Patries, Bacon, fresh fruits and a Waffle/Omelette Chef preparing them fresh. Wedding ceremony of less than 10 minutes (no hour break for photos - do them the night before!!), reception after of not more than about an hour, then off to the airport…

...and when she walks down the street, people say, "Who is that hottie?"

20 No one ever picks the outlyers.

Good catch.

double post somehow

So when I fart while doing crunches, is it called funching?

This would be forgivable if it was diet coke, but Pepsi?? 40 lashes!!

speak for yourself