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Not quite creepy but I sure know how to use my charm to get what I want ;)
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Doctors know jack**** about nutrition, only like 5% of doctors actually have some kind of nutrition background
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You might be tough but I'm sure a few roses, a good meal and a slow dance will lighten you up ;) Us men are awesome when it comes to seducing
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How about sexting after the first few dates? Damn here is some hotties in here today!!
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You like junkfood don't you?
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I use and abuse the hot and easy ones, but would rather get me one of those ugly loyal bishes for a wife.
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Suckable toes
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Went to a club with a few friends. While dancing this drunk chick walks over, grabs my hand sucks my finger which goes to far down her throat causing her to vomit all over me. I've been avoiding drunk woman ever since.
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1.Spontaneous SEX 2.Dirty SEX 3.Freaky SEX
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I like your style!!
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Brb - flirting with all the hot honeys on MFP
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When he approaches you take your water bottle and spray him while shouting "DOWN BOY!" If he is very persistent then beat him with a stick!
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It's men's nature to be polygamous, do your research and you might learn a thing or two.
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The passion muscle is any girl's favorite :tongue:
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Guys don't like funny girls, there is always a victim in a joke.
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If I ruled the world I would want to be Alpha Male and plant my seed wherever I see fit
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Fat girls makes the best lovers...they are always hungry!!
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Go naked and I can promise you he will make the first move!
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I have a gay flatmate that packs my lunches since according to him I'm killing myself with the processed food at work...just saying
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Hi I'm also from SA. There is quite a few South Africans on this site so you will fit right in.
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Awesome guys!!! Wish I could have repped you
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Brackenfell :smile:
