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tazo passion and blueberry slim-IN THE SAME MUG YO!!! WHATS UP NOW!

Totally not good, but hey- everything in moderation, right? I was sick with a nasty stomach virus last week and after two days of not eating, explosive poo and throwing up, ramen was the only thing that stayed in mah belly so I had two packages. They set me straight, but I think my sodium levels were low because normally…

you're so internet popular.

Usually we do: roasted upside down turkey Cornbread sausage-sage stuffing This amazing corn pudding made with loads of butter, corn, sour cream and onion- ermergerd garlic parm creamed potatoes an adult green bean casserole- fresh beans rubbed down with coarse salt and olive oil, crisped in the oven, served with loads of…

thinly sliced ENGLISH (not regular) cucumbers. I'm a chip fanatic but I adore English cukes, plus you can have so much more yummy dip since they have like, next to no calories. they're less bitter with a thinner skin than regular cucumbers.

these threads are so interesting, you never see people put down like, lobster tail, caviar, or some really rich, rare, high-dollar food item- it's always the same- bread and butter, pizza, pasta, mac'n'cheese, wine and beer. Or some sweet. It's like the whole last meal thing- you'd think you'd order some massive fillet…

LOL I've lost the amount of cheese eaten and a newborn baby! tooooo funny.

And also, to clarify- I'm not talking about heading straight to the gym after work, i'm talking about the girls that do their hair and makeup BEFORE going to the gym and then slowly walk on a treadmill.

Maybe it's because i'm a hot yoga fiend, if there is even a teensy bit of mascara left on my eyes when I go to class it stings and burns and runs all over my eyes makes me look like a beaten housewife. And if I wear foundation to class you can bet your sweet *kitten* that I'll be braking out like a teenager the next day-…

haha yeah him! ermergerd, it's like looking in a mirror.

To the men who say they like the "natural" look- naturally, my skin is pale yet still red and blotchy and kind of washed out, and my eyebrows and eyelashes are so pale that I look like the dude in "Dark Side of the Moon" when he shaves off his eyebrows. I'll bet you dollars to donuts that when I put on a little powder to…

Put the cigarettes down! The kind of guys that like a cool smoking gal aren't the kind you want to be around at 30. Don't smoke pot, you'll get crazy violent reactions to it in your 20s and it's a waste of time during your high school years. Stick with the martial arts and ask mom for yoga money- she'll totally give it to…

I was a total white choc mocha fiend, until I discovered the grande skinny caramel machiato with s/f vanilla syrup! It's like...i can't remember exactly...but i think maybe 180 cals? And very very tasty.

Every once in a while I make a shepherds pie, which I guess could be a national dish since I'm white trinity of English, Irish and Scottish (with a German and Swede slipped in there too) But for the traditional stuff, like beans on toast of bangers and mash? No thanks, looks like poo. But I do make american stuff-…

I know what you mean! sometimes a hot drink helps, I like a cup of chamba chai, it's about 140 cals and takes away the sweet craving. I also found keeping my hands busy- beading, knitting, crocheting, whatever- keeps me occupied so I don't want to snack. Stay strong sweetheart- it sounds like you've been through a tough…

SEIOULSY. best snack ever, hella Mexican. And I'm not even Mexican.

LMAO! love it. source: I'm awesome

Yeah- but he was commenting on her appearance, which is out of line. He wouldn't have written a letter to a Latino news anchor person saying "I see you're still Mexican and this concerns me because of our increasing border problem in America". The guy who wrote that was a condescending jerk who should have his mouth sewn…

have you tried drugging her and chaining her to the stove? That worked for me!

Friday night I woke up from a nap and decided it was a good idea to eat for big spoonfuls of peanut butter. And then go back to bed. Can you say PMS?

Soft pumpkin cookies! They actually come out more like little cake-bites, they're so soft and moist. I make them with walnuts and if I'm really feeling really ambitious, ice them with a glaze. You can even make them healthy by omitting the cup (GASP!) of vegetable oil for a cup of applesauce- you seriously cannot taste or…

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If you're willing to go out on a limb, you can save calories ordering a tofu dish! I'm by no means vegetarian, but sometimes spicy basil tofu with steamed white rice is enough to kill the craving. the tofu is stir fried, but if you want deep-fried, sesame tofu is still less damaging than sesame chicken and really good!…

The Red Tent!!! I've probably read it 50 times. also 7 habits of highly effective teenagers HAHAHAHAHAAHAH NOT

I know! It's actually kind of a good thing- because no one really buys beer at the grocery store, we've got some really-well stocked liquor stores with every type of beer you could imagine. I guess legislators have tried to pass laws to sell full-alcohol beer in the grocery stores but they keep getting shut down because…

Here in Colorado, you can only get crap 3.2% alcohol beer at the grocery store, some weird holdover from prohibition. So beer is never "officially" on the grocery list.

AND DEODORANT.

36 lbs of cheese. NOTHING ELSE.

yoga! Lots of downward facing dogs. It healed mine.

Specifically, on yahoo personals (and I'm not even sure if that is around anymore, I think match and eharmony have a stronghold on the market ). I was actually dating someone when he emailed me, and I didn't respond for close to a month, until I realized the guy I was with was a total and utter douche so I emailed him…