jammygetuk

Can't be any crazier than my family asded

I wouldn't let them get between us

always a pleasure never a chore

Me, I'm not on FB am on twitter @jammygetuk :tongue:

I'm here, Lancs, add as friend if you like, the more the merrier (is that how you spell merrier?!?, doesn't look right)

a few from my favourite actor Mr Clint Eastwood- "You want a guarantee, buy a toaster." "When a naked man is chasing a woman through a alley with a butcher knife and a hard on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the red cross." "I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it." "Opinions are like *kitten*, everybody has one"…

"I have nipples, Could you milk me?" -Robert de Niro, Meet the Parents I Hate that film...

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas, how he got in my pajamas I don't know" -Groucho Marx

I've thought this through and it's got to be an undeniable No, I mean Yes, what was the question ?

The lead up to this has been how rough Ive been constantly feeling, I dont even feel awake till mid afternoon which means I'm grumpy all the time (not acceptable with my kids), I'm falling asleep alot, can't concentrate at work, but the absolute final straw is the way I get up from the sofa, I dont just get up anymore, I…

I know its really sexist but I dont mind hearing it from other Guys but dont like it from Girls, but the thing that really drives me crazy is swearing in front of my kids (aged 6 & 9), in fact I'm suprised I havent had a good kicking with the amount of times Ive told someoone to tone-down the language in front of them (I'm…