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^^ Scotty gets all the T&A...you need to give us more to show you're worthy...I mean, I...and ALL my friends...are hotter than you... ;-)

If you have Adobe Pro, you can just send it around using the SendNow online function. That's what I do.

MFP mistresses and roman slaves are much more exciting. I'm not cooking for any man's dietary needs...

nah...erotica and porn are what we women like...gay men will love him though, I'm sure.... Edit...who would pay for what MFP friends want to give you for free?

Shea butter is the cheap option. Strivectin helps tighten skin and reduce the appearance of stretch marks, but it's about $100 a tube....and then there's surgery. What you need will really depend on the severity of your stretch marks in those areas.

This is the internet. Therefore, it must be true.

JUNK PICS!

Then defriend them and be known as the unsocial B. It's the internet. Who cares?

This thread lacked pics...if you're gonna talk about country boys, you gotta have the pics to back it up...

I'm more than a little cray cray...and very dominant...sooooooo...I just want to be dominated...not in a painful way...but in a protective way...take charge dammit.....is that too much to ask?

girlyman...my max squat is more than that!

Senior litigation paralegal in a plaintiff's personal injury firm - focus on medical malpractice - it's stressful, makes me really consider alcoholism sometimes (many in this field do)....and I freaking LOVE my job!!!!

kale chips...they're just plain sad...and I've tried, oh how I've tried...

Great smile!

Hot factor please...I'll drive by and check it out, but I don't want to be whistled at by men with nasty, hairy plumber smiles...

I'm around 135, size 2-5 depending on cut...

Just had to do this...always inform...I had a coworker literally come to my office one day to call another coworker "toxic" and hinted that she was talking up the big boss to try to get rid of her...this is a woman who talks about everyone...and I'm her biggest threat so she talks about me the most...gossipers are the…

Exercise...and smoking pot... works for me anyway...

my lovely lady lumps... ;-)

Strippers know what's hot...

I drink lots of wine. I still lose weight. Lift weights to increase your metabolism...I exercise so I can drink LOL

Good luck...I think tasty lunch and my mind automatically goes to Safir's...mmmm....hummus ;-)

The hottest is a bad boy with a private, sweet, soft tender side...best of both worlds... ;-)

I need a horse...and the cowboy that knows how to ride...LOL

I think more than clothes, it's attitude. Single women have a more free-spirited attitude about life...which attracts all you creepers...I mean, men...

A redneck holler

I get everything from 28-35....I'll be 43 in a few months :happy: