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Not exactly. :laugh: But some parts of the story are based on actual events with a slight twist. Kinda like when they make a movie? :glasses:

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My wife had been out with her girlfriends on a girls night out. She had told me she would be in by midnight. At about 3AM, drunk as a skunk, she came home just in time to hear the cuckoo clock cuckoo three times. Quickly coming up with a plan, she cuckooed nine more times, hoping I would think it was midnight. She then,…

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Thanks!!! :wink: Yes, Irish/Welch. I love my Guiness and Jameson. :drinker:

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Did the temperature in hell just drop several thousands of degrees? :laugh:

Have never, and would never wear it, but seems like that stuff would be too hot and cause a rash.

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t-shirt contest :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: (((I am going to get in so much trouble))))

.....when someone tells me...."Arn't you a little too old to be doing that?" :explode:

Not sure if I fall into the hottie catagory, but mucho kudos too all who are hitting their goals and keeping their commitments to themselves. I am happy with what I have accomplished thus far, but have a long way to go. As far as a tatoo, I will be getting my Celtic Cross on mt left upper arm when I hit 180 pounds. Then I…

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Holly Hunter (Played most of the piano sequences herself.) Movie: To Kill a Mockingbird

Nope....nice try. Those rumors were flying around in the tabloids in 2006. But Dave.....you can have ALL the credit. :laugh: :laugh:

LOL I think that all started when he and Lance Armstrong were seen hanging out a lot after Armstrong's divorce. It was more of a frat boy thing. At least when I saw him in 2003, the woman he was with.....MAN OH MAN!!! He didn't look gay then.

AHHHH! The good old days. <sigh> Cherry Bomb ~ John Cougar Mellencamp Well I lived on the outskirts of town In an eight room farmhouse, baby When my brothers and friends were around There was always somethin' doin' Had me a couple of real nice girlfriends Stopped by to see me every once in a while When I think back about…

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I used to be the reservations manager for Carey Limo here in Austin. I have met Bea Arthur, William Shatner, Shawn Colvin, Matthew McConaughey, Sandra Bullock, Metallica, and B.B. King. I met Stevie Ray Vaughn before he was famous. Sandra Bullock was my favorite. She was the most down to earth and friendliest of them all.…

KINKY WOMEN!!! :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

Snow in Texas? In March? That is sacrilegious. Raining and Thundering here in Austin. We got massive hail here in Austin on Wednesday. My poor car looks like the surface of the moon. Thank God it all happened after SXSW or I would be going through withdrawal.

KINKY!!!!!! :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

That was the good part. I made $1.70 an hour plus tips. Tips usually out did my hourly. On Saturdays I would sometimes walk away with $50 to $60 in tips.

Grocery bagger back in the day when they still hualed them out to the car and put them in your trunk.

They probably met at the family reunion. :wink: All I know, is somewhere there is a trailer park missing it's trash.

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Retail store front in a major mall. 90% of our stores are in malls.

Wish I could. :frown: I only get 20% now. Used to get 45 to 50%. I will say discount for new customers have been better the past several months.