Lammo_UK

Hello from Sodding Chipbury (near Brizzle...!)...

A rider here but sadly not often! I have a Harley FXDX Dyna Superglide Sport. Very little chrome on it & zero tassels... That is one mint looking bike.

Yes but I'm very shy...

I'd kiss his iPad!!

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Mint... Money making & losing weight...more money for booze... Elizabeth you are a genius... I live in the UK, does the Dr in NY know anybody local who can do it for me? Any money I may make on getting rid of my bits that I 'obviously' don't need will be lost on the cost of the flights etc?

How much do teeth weigh...? Whip em out! If you are a bit buck toothed they would weigh more...result. Finger & Toe Nails 1 x Kidney 1 x Lung (bit dodgy this one), tonsils, half a leg & one boob...I reckon that might just get you there! Oh yeah shave your head & body hair off that will allow for extra calories consumed in…

Definitely keep the boobs, just make sure when you are sawing through the chosen limb you are braless as the swinging momentum will burn calories I think! The law of physics states that the bigger the boob, the bigger the swing, the more calories burnt...again I think!!

Long, brunette is my personal weakness! I like any coloured hair (particularly reddish) but brunettes get me every time!! At the end of the day its all down to attraction & what attracts me may not attract you. On the haircut thing my beautiful wife cut her hair off once upon a time but I didn't have the balls to say I…

Ah sarcasm & irony of the original post is sadly starting to get lost...:wink:

It depends on how big your legs are. Maybe take one up to the knee then re-weigh. If not enough start with the fingers on your non-dominant hand. WARNING DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR DOMINANT HAND AS THIS WILL STOP YOU BEING ABLE TO PICK UP THE COCTAILS/BEER/WINE THAT YOU WILL WAN"T TO CONSUME ON YOUR HOLIDAYS Happy camping…

How to confuse an idiot... well done I am now lost!! WTF...!!

Still going (relatively!!) strong... April 1: 15256 April 2: 15994 April 3: 17086 April 4: 15756 April 5: 10228 April 6: 17281 April 7: 17692 April 8: 14646 April 9: 15690

Simply Red...(I really despise them. Mick Hucknall talentless waste of space on this earth!!) Any slushy love song sh1te Most Rap is cRap Boy/Girl bands but I'm an old geezer who still loves a bit of punk, metal & anybody who plays their own instruments from the heart... ps How can anybody dislike AC/DC? Bon would turn in…

Some breeds of Pit Bull breed are banned here in the UK. I'm not one of those who blame the breed but obviously some of the owners & breeders over here have messed it up for all good, responsible owners. They were owned by some (not all) of the lowest dregs of our society who use them as a status symbol & as a weapon. They…

8: The ones who set-up the system to eliminate the word *kitten* on an adult only forum...Get a life!!

1: The fitness gurus who look down on anybody who isn't lifting weights for 4hrs a day 2: The ones who take life just a bit too seriously 3: The ones who have to be addicted to something 4: The people who start chats about creepers then have 18 pictures available for all to see of their legs, tits or abs 5: The ones who…

Hi & good luck with your journey. There is some good advice on the boards to help you on your way. The logging is worth the effort & the idea of logging before you eat it is a great idea, I think I will start that before I put more cake into my mouth!!

Sometimes it is easy to fall off the wagon for many different reasons. I find when I start I have to have my head in a certain place otherwise I run off the rails in days, sometimes in hours! The fact that you are here again is proof that you really want it. Take every day as it comes & read the forums because there are a…

Welcome & good luck with your goals. Set goals between your weight now & your target weight. There is a sense of achievement each time you hit them which will help drive you on & it makes the overall task seem not so far away...

Off topic & it pains me to say it...Chelski pulling it out of the bag against PSG last night. What an atmosphere there was there last night. A real true European Cup tie. I didn't realise their fans put the champagne down long enough to create a din like that!! City game this weekend is going to be a bit of a ding dong. I…

Don't forget that from the figures you have quoted you are 25% closer to your ultimate goal than the day before you started the journey. You could have sat at home & not changed things but you, unlike so many other people, have chosen to fight the battle. That takes will power as well as realising how far you have come &…

34ibs is not to be sniffed at, that is a hell of an achievement. Keep up the good work.

Still going... April 1: 15256 April 2: 15994 April 3: 17086 April 4: 15756 April 5: 10228 April 6: 14000 & counting

Very nervy at the moment. Every game as it comes & carry on dreaming till it sorts itself out! I hope Sunderland don't drop down, you never know miracles happen! I think this year Liverpool are the neutrals favourite because of the way Rogers has got them playing. I would love to see Stevie lift the trophy, the boy…

Evening all I have just started yesterday with the Fitbit Flex so feel free to add me. I haven't got a clue yet about how it interacts with MFP but I am sure I will learn... //www.fitbit.com/user/2G5M7F Cheers Lammo

15100 on day one... Least I've started on the right note!!