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Sandy, see what happens when you spend time at amusement parks, not only can you get scared by the rides and have a ball, but you can come up with some great jokes.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Sandy, about your list of why dogs are better than wives it's twooo, it's twoo :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

In honor of Arnold Schwarzenegger, a new commandment has been created. Be sure to write this one in underneath the other ten: "Thou Shalt Not Share Thy Rod With Thy Staff." And the hits just keep coming.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Sandy, that was a great joke :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Sandy, that joke was great :laugh: I laughed out loud :laugh:

:flowerforyou: read the label and you'll see that the sodium is pretty high. You'd do a lot better with home cooked and have the frozen meal only in case of dire emergency.

A little humor for the American holiday. Be safe everyone and remember water is your friend. Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat, and one says to the other, "I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs. "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the…

Sandy, How did you know that's how i entertain myself?

Would You marry Again? - Priceless A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question.... WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married Again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do.." WIFE:…

:drinker: today is cleanse day so I will be drinking a lot of water and getting my exercise by walking the poodles and planting flowers in the garder:laugh: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: Happy May Day :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:

I found this and I don't want to lose it :bigsmile: :bigsmile:

:bigsmile: Thank you for all the Hanukkah greetings and the great pictures. :bigsmile:

Barbie sent me here to see the cats then left me alone and penniless so to speak, by not stopping what she was doing and showing me how to get to the cool stuff. Do you think it's because she knows that I will forget as soon as i get off this thing? Anyway it's getting cold in Northwest Washington. We're going to friends…

Happy Birthday Marie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: 80 is a big deal, I'm glad we get to go through this thing called life at the same time or thereabouts. jake

Thanks to all of you. Friday we went to the cardiologist and I got to use the my medicare card for the first time. I think the insurance from Barb's pension will be happy since it's the first time that they get to be the supplement. My heart has cost them almost a million dollars thus far so I imagine that they'll be glad…

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: This is my last day before officially going on medicare on my 65th birthday :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :sad: :sad: :sad:

:drinker: good morning from foggy Northern California :bigsmile:

:bigsmile: :drinker: Hello from Los Angeles :bigsmile:

Hi all, It was good hearing fro you Marie. How are you doing Barb? Is Vancouver as rainy as "Sunny Sequim"? Played some golf yesterday and finally have started to put a couple of things together. I haven't gotten out much and when I have I've played the worst I have in years so it was good to see some results from the work…

Hi Marie and all the rest of you. We're back and safe,but you already know that. I got the lawn cut today just before it started to rain. It was a virtual jungle out there and had to be done today or it would have passed the "one step too far line". Jeffery I think your idea about charging your daughter fro services…

I haven't posted for awhile but I am thinking good thoughts for Marie and hoping to hear from her soon :drinker: :drinker: Jake:bigsmile:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: No need to send out the bloodhounds......the rumors of my disappearance have been greatly exaggerated.:laugh: :laugh: I have been busy cheering for Canada in the Olympics :smile: Jake

Jeffrey, Did you ever find out what dastardly villain snuck those m&ms in your house?

Right on Sandy, I need all the help I can get, after all I'm sensitive and don't suffer well.

Yeah it's true i got a car, but I use it to support us and help other people. I prize wuold be a new golf club or something else really important, LOL

:bigsmile: I'm just marking this so I can find it again:laugh: :laugh: Jake

You all just heard from Barbie,we had a great day, I don't get to see Vic nearly as often as either of us would like. We've know each other for a lot of years and are more like brothers than anything. I, of course am the best looking and frankly the smartest. Not bragging just stating the facts. We had a great time, I'm…

Hi all, Barbie was telling me about the idea of a new word every day and I realized I hadn't graced you with my presence in a while. LOL. We've been busy around here which in itself isn't anything new. I had to go back to the Cleveland, Ohio are, where I was raised, Born in Illinois - raised a Buckeye - go figure. My mom…

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I'm back on the golf course again. :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: