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She thought we were being constantly followed -- even into the bathroom!
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Started a fling with a drummer she met in a band
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Expected me to waste my day working just to pay her bills
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A freezer full of prime beef
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Spent all day using the cell phone and watching TV -- no time for me.
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Is embracing the paleo diet and is currently making homemade jerky
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I use New Balance Men's MX20v4 Minimus Cross-Training and Weightlifting Shoe but I have also used Vibram FiveFingers as well.
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I'm doing StrongLifts 5x5 as well -- in the beginning it took a little under 45 minutes and now I spend close to an hour with the program -- I am doing the 3 regular exercises each session along with one additional assistance exercise -- I allow the regular rest periods assigned via the iPhone app -- 1.5 minutes between…
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Caught her with the neighbor in an RV
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She attacked me with that feather duster.
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Caught her rolling in the mud making odd noises.
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She said she was pregnant but I used protection.
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Wanted to do it in the barnyard.
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Wrote love letters to some guy named Bubba in prison.
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She wanted to put that feather duster in some strange places!
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A meth lab -- pot just doesn't work for her anymore
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She repeated that as she hit me every night.
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She fought with me constantly but still insisted she loved me.
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Had such a small wardrobe -- wore her hockey shirt for everything
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She refused to sell her shoe collection to pay the rent
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I would like a good neck and shoulder massage but would also like it to have a happy ending
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She gave me a "Dutch Oven" -- http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dutch+oven
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She went on an all venison diet -- I wanted some veggies!
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She was always passing gas
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All of my other boyfriends do it so much better.
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http://www.amazon.com/Betty-Beauty-Color-Hair-There/dp/B00011JV0S
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One can never break up with ones Dear Heart!!!
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Caught her texting other lovers -- she said they were all her imaginary friends.
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I'm also going to suggest the vinegar. I took 2 tablespoons of vinegar followed by a glass of water and symptoms went away within about 20 minutes. I did the same any time it recurred which was infrequently and have not had any real stomach issues in the past few years.
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"Fear Heart"???
