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How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram!

Where does the scientologist keep his coffee mug? In his L Ron Cupboard

a man using apple maps walks into a bar. Or a school. Or a hospital. No one can really know for sure...

went to see my tailor, an old korean man. As he started to just mark up with my old measurements, he took a couple of double takes at me. He started laughing, gave me a high five, measured me again and kept saying 'Wowwwwww!' WOWWWWWWW' Now I can't wait to get my new suit! Edited: for word clarification

Deist here. Nothing but respect for what you believe in, and that goes for anybody. I've had too many talks about this with folks that have tried to convert me to their 'right answer,' but my main beliefs boil down to this: There is something out there. A force, but not a god that will judge us. This is the only life you…

This one changes about every week, so I'll give you my current rolodex 1. Machu Picchu 2. Ireland 3. New Zealand 4. Mt Kilimanjaro Machu Picchu because it looks gorgeous, and the Incas always interested me in school. Ireland because that's where my family is from. New Zealand because it looks so amazing and I couldn't get…

Good Form Mabel! hahaha I do notice this too. I had a guy in there the other day (I'll call him the Cardio Gigolo) "helping" three girls with their workout. It seemed as if they were really wanting his help, but this guy just wanted to flirt and flirt and flirt. Maybe it was because I was on mile 6 on the treadmill, but it…

If I wasn't obsessed with Dexter, I'd have a lot more free time on my hands...

I'll drink to that. Cheers! I've had lagavulin but not the other. Mostly I'll pull out the Tullamore Dew or Jameson bottle, but I do enjoy some CC gingers & 7+7s as well. @misfit - I think you're one who enjoys a good belgium or german beer, but domestic wise you shoot for that old fashioned PBR because it reminds of you…

@lgsdesigner - I would guess vodka cranberry, but maybe because for some reason I want one now! (hint, not my usual beverage of choice)

lol wow! Yea I had no idea either. But I was always #8. My hero as a kid was Cal Ripken Jr. and if you couldn't guess, I am loving this Oriole's season!

I feel as though I can listen to just about anyone's story. If you want my advice, I'll give it. But if you just want to vent or open up, I get that too. Also, I'm being more honest/open with people than I have in the past. I HOPE that's a good thing...

As a fellow imgurian, I used the link. Post this on reddit as well! Congrats on your amazing accomplishments! Truly an inspiration!

I'm actually reading World War Z right now. It has been amazing so far, I can't put it down. Also, if you are a fan of the Walking Dead, you should check out the comic books. They are also really good, but I'm not sure if you can find them for Kindle. But, you can look them up on youtube. I just hit play, pause till i'm…

God I hope not! I'm 25, closer to 26 now, and I am still single. I've got my good days about it, and my bad, but for the most part I am happy with where I am in my life. I recently got out of a relationship, by my choice, because I wasn't happy with her, and I'm not going to settle for someone that doesn't make me happy…

Absolutely. My father, and I admire him for this, started out by making me open the door for my mother. Now, it's a habit that I was raised with. I've made good friends with people I hold the door open for, smile at, or just a simple 'How are you?' If you're in such a hurry that you don't do these things for your neighbor,…

I first saw the original Halloween when I was 7. Scared the crap out of me for about 5 years. Now, I watch it every year in October. Hands down my favorite scary movie of all time!

I'm in the military, working to support victims of Sexual Assault. I don't love that the job has to exist, but I love helping those that need it. It's the most amazing thing seeing someone make the transition from victim to survivor!

Tape Worm. Or Hypnosis

I'd say if it's something that happens once a week, you really should do some research on Anger/Stress Management. I've had plenty of friends who suffer from PTSD or Reintegration problems, so you are not alone. But, it isn't healthy and if you don't find an outlet for that anger, you can seriously hurt yourself or a loved…

we're men, (manly men!), men in tights! we roam around the forest looking for fights!

Put in a little extra work in the gym this week, cut out some extra calories, make room for it. Then, this will be a reward for you. It's not the end of the world if you go over your calories one day. It's what you do the next day that will make this lifestyle change successful or not. Enjoy your friends birthday, and have…

Social D -- Well done. Mine is Hot Water Music - Trusty Chords Don't think about your lover. You're already steady shaking. I might need a sedative, But I hate the taste of medicine.

Kindergarden Cop! LOL 'Boys have penises, girls have vaginas'

definitely the folks who grunt and moan for EVERY. SINGLE. REP. I get it helps with the last couple, but the first one and two I shouldn't hear you over my headphones. I always feel like they are doing it for people to look over and see how much weight they are lifting,

I'd say take the money, hide it somewhere secluded, and give three different families a treasure map.

OK, thank you everybody. I was just curious what everyone's school of thought was on this, since everyone seems to have an opinion on it.

yep, that's the one.

@eatrainsmile...that girl from the hunger games. sorry, i'm really bad at celebrity names!

after my roommate gives me a hard time for coming home late: "Sorry for partying!"