Mitzki5 Member

Animal House

smoke from a 2 stroke outboard motor old barns fresh cut grass

Think of your most respected and loved friend or family member. Would you want them to know exactly what you did? There's your answer.

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Probably not...especially after the insult I made about her in the other thread.

Is actually packing a "twinkie" down below.

Keeps a collection of jars containing most of his farts under his bed, which has a poster of Richard Simmons nude above it.

Probably likes Cleveland Brownies also.

I am 36 and have been with the same woman since I was 14. We married when I was 21 and I wouldn't change it for the world. We have wonderful children and a very happy home. I can't imagine just bouncing from woman to woman. Relationships are more than just sex. You come to depend on your spouse as well as build…

Smells like Rosy O'donnels butt butter after hiking the Grand Canyon in July.

Is freakishly obsessed with farm animals tongues.

Android is far superior to Iphones. My phone is Android and my daughters Iphone, Ipad and Ipods have turned me off from any Apple product.

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Got a large box at Sam's Club. Didn't see strawberries. I know my kids would love those. Will have to look for them.

Worked all night. Bathed Went to sleep Coached daughter basketball team. Back at work for the night.

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If cooked right, not a lot needed on it. I add a little Mccormicks I used to make bad steaks. After a little research, I can honestly say I make one of the best steaks I have ever had. It is all about the prep and way you cook it, not the stuff you add to it.

Anna and the King Cheaper by the Dozen Ernest Goes to Jail

Gave their mom a jar of farts for Christmas

Based on the name.....burning grass