BIGJIMMYU Member

Be careful of the *kitten* you're kicking today because you may be kissing it tomorrow!

Speaking of replying.......

Big Ugly Jim and the Country Studs.

That does smell good! HA HA HA! Got you Winger!

Don't know if anyone said this yet but:- An adult walking around saying Death instead of Deaf! This makes me want to kill something!! (I need to relax)

Fresh cut grass and cow poop.

People that pronounce "w" double ya! It's "double you"! It's even worse when they try to tell you a website:-"double ya, double ya, double ya.... Cheeses me off!

I never get violent. My dad raised me to always look at every situation when I was growing up. When life gets you down-there is always something funny and always something you can learn from it if u look hard enough. So that's what I do. Must be my Canadian way I guess. Pretty docile for the most part. Not that I don't…

Welcome and I must say as long as you can set your account and goals up right you have made a great choice coming here. Upload a picture when you can and add some friends for support. Check out all the threads and you will see there are lots of folks here just like you!

Yes indeed! 43 year old Canuck here working the old graveyard shift!

HA HA! I just had the Matt Damon cameo song "Scotty Doesn't Know" from the movie Eurotrip come into my head! Two stuck songs in one night! Lucky me!

We are all scared of this. I have lost a total of 42 lbs before MFP and 29 since joining. I quit smoking, the doctor has taken me off both blood pressure and cholesterol medication and the list goes on and on. I love myself now. I will never go back to the old me. Never!

Several times I have eaten a box of chicken wings by myself..... I smoked for over 20 years..... I have learned beer is not my friend.....

You better believe it! When I first began adjusting my diet my colon thought it was a stickup! I also had the random nausea flash and cutting out sugared soda gave me a splitting headache for about three days. Eventually my body stopped fighting me and now we are at least on tentative speaking terms.

Take a day off and enjoy yourself. You are human. Do not be a slave to your life change. It is still a life change and you deserve to believe in yourself that enjoying yourself once in a blue moon doesn't mean failure.

I found I had to distract myself with a large glass of water, quick walk, etcetera. It works!

hA hA! Dog's balls! That's NUTS!

Raw broccoli! People can take it and shove it up their bum!

Bolluck....

Sort of........what's a Bullock Mo?

Whoops! Sorry cubanita! Wrong one! You seem just sweet all over!

Leggy poos!

Oh please! I get compared to Kevin James all the time and I HATE IT!!! More the way I act I think than anything else.

It's not that I prefer one over the other. My wife is bigger though not huge by any means and 17 years later she still has to beat me away with a stick so I guess I have no basis for comparison after all these years.

Do what I did. My doctor said if it tastes good I can't have it!

I end up stopping for coffee, bars, chips, etcetera like most officers on patrol. I exercise a lot so I am BARELY keeping my weight down. Lately I try to eat carrot sticks, celery, or diet soda instead of coffee and donuts.

You'll love this place! Wait until the weight starts to plummet!

bump-er crop.

100% agreed. But I still couldn't say anything. Cover my *kitten*. You know how some people can surprise you.

Nothing. Working federal government means I would be slapped with a union grievance for Ageism so fast that it would be me getting in poopy.