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Teacher (noun) - A person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them. You look familiar (phrase) - The most commonly used phrase in China. Cleavage (noun) - A place for storing money, cell phones, and other miscellaneous items. Keychain (noun) - A ring invented so that you can lose all of your keys at once.…

Debate (noun) - Used to catch defish. Karma (noun) - Throwing a banana the first lap in Mario Kart and hitting it the next. Irony (adjective) - The opposite of wrinkly. Tomorrow (noun) - The best time to do everything you had planned for today.

Fear (noun) - When you flush someone else's toilet and the water keeps rising. Poor (adjective) - Having too much month left at the end of the money. Awkward (adjective) - When a fat kid says "that's how I roll." Awkward (adjective) - When you run over your own banana in Mario Kart. Microbiologist (noun) - A midget who…

I can see what the future might hold for us. It's beautiful, something that I doubt many people get to experience. Something that cant ever go uncherished. A connection so Immediate, so radical and so innocent. It makes my heart melt and my stomach turn. It makes my head spin and keeps me up at night. I'm so in love with…

2 inches. From my knee!

Depends on the length of fingers but I can tell you that I haven't heard any complaints. I usually just say it's smaller than it actually is because no-one would believe me if I told the truth. When I've told the truth & they didn't believe me I'll offer a girls number who will vouch. I've never offered to show it to a…

That was me, you never responded. Do you think maybe we could chat over skype? I mean I won't pressure you to do anything sexual... but let's just say I have a hefty wallet. The more you show the more I'll pay. God! You're aphrodite reincarnated. Your buttocks look like they could provide sexual pleasure to no end, but at…

It's up to you really. And I was thinking, we are clearly the two best looking people on this site and we should take advantage of it. What do you say we go to Vegas and get married then make a happy family of perfectly aesthetic children that are so awe striking they make world rulers drop to their knees and beg to pay us…

I imagine that your eyes and smile are only as perfected according to your body. The Unique, Seductive, Sensual, Sexy, Desirable, Irresistible, Sunnishing, Flawless, Exotic, Exquiste, Refined like sweet wine good to taste, gorgeous masterpiece work of art, Create by The Greatest sculptor, GOD, Who formed, sculpte & created…

1. Life is meaningless. We are descendants of ancient aliens. 2. The sky isn't blue, it's a reflection from the ocean and sun. It gives use the illusion that it is blue. 3. Good question.

I have been staring at your profile picture speechless and in awe for the past hour or so. That deep gaze in your eyes, your perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost an...gelical in a sense I suppose. The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the…

Good luck on your goals of 2012.

Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and…

Trick question: you always pick 3 socks out of your pair of socks.

U must use steroids.

I use them, probably not for the same way as you though.

Is such a thing, even possible?

Another MFPal thinking I am on drugs. This is new.

lol thanks for the responses. my brother calls me an attention *kitten*. I've always thought it was just a sibling rivalry thing until the last guy I dated said that I seem to need attention 24/7. This comment has made me more self conscious than I'd like to admit. lol yes I realize this thread is attention *kitten*-ish in…

. Not sure if serious.

Drunken Lullabies - Flogging Molly Also, strong questions on this thread.

oh u mad... shh no tears only dreams now.

No it's Brad Pitt. Edit: it's Ethan Hawke

The reason that clocks turn clockwise has to do with sundials, which were the first clocks. In the northern hemisphere, the earth rotates counter-clockwise, which means that from our point of view the sun appears to move across the sky in a clockwise directon. Therefore, if you build a sundial to tell time, the shadows…

Same height, just need to gain another 10 lbs of muscle. Soon.

Yes, love is just a chemical reaction in your brain. Our entire perception of the world is based on our senses. What we know about the environment (while it is extremely limited since our senses are limited) is how we shape our reality. Now, if your break down these senses to their fundamental properties, you would realize…

Only if you promise.

OIC, you obviously know this but you gotta change up your routine/diet/training somehow.