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Lukazetta
Lukazetta Posts: 427 Member
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Highlighter (noun) - A marker used while studying which creates the illusion that you understand the material.

I'll do it in a minute (phrase) - I'm never going to do it, I just want you to shut up.

Success (noun) - Finishing your cereal and milk at the same time.

DMV (proper noun) - facility where the government pays workers to make citizens angry and waste their time

Cannibal (noun) - Someone who is fed up with people.

Manicure (noun) - Paying $30 to get made fun of in another language.

Thesaurus (noun) - The book that is also a dinosaur.

Hufflepuff (noun) - The Canada of Hogwarts.

***Feel free to add your own.

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  • Lukazetta
    Lukazetta Posts: 427 Member
    Fear (noun) - When you flush someone else's toilet and the water keeps rising.

    Poor (adjective) - Having too much month left at the end of the money.

    Awkward (adjective) - When a fat kid says "that's how I roll."

    Awkward (adjective) - When you run over your own banana in Mario Kart.

    Microbiologist (noun) - A midget who studies life.
  • genuinelyfrans
    genuinelyfrans Posts: 584
    Man I was so bored and needed a good laugh, thank you!
  • Lukazetta
    Lukazetta Posts: 427 Member
    Debate (noun) - Used to catch defish.

    Karma (noun) - Throwing a banana the first lap in Mario Kart and hitting it the next.

    Irony (adjective) - The opposite of wrinkly.

    Tomorrow (noun) - The best time to do everything you had planned for today.
  • MinMin97
    MinMin97 Posts: 2,674 Member
    I'm thoroughly enjoying this...
  • Drenched_N_Motivation
    Drenched_N_Motivation Posts: 1,004 Member
    Great story.
  • Lukazetta
    Lukazetta Posts: 427 Member
    Teacher (noun) - A person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them.

    You look familiar (phrase) - The most commonly used phrase in China.

    Cleavage (noun) - A place for storing money, cell phones, and other miscellaneous items.

    Keychain (noun) - A ring invented so that you can lose all of your keys at once.

    Due tomorrow (phrase) - Do tomorrow.

    Belieber (noun) - Someone who wrongly believes that Justin Bieber has musical talent.

    Awkward (adjective) - When you de-friend somebody on Facebook and they friend request you again.

    Internet Explorer (proper noun) - Number one browser used to download a different browser.

    Push up bra (noun) - False advertising.

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