randalwalker

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  • My buddy sent me two dozen chocolate chip cookies with bacon in them here in Afghanistan as a care package. I ate two, looked in the mirror and gave them all away. I cried. No... I didn't tell him that I gave them away. But... but... I had to do the right things. Geeezzz... they were good.
  • One of my favorite things to do at some chinsy place like McDonalds is, when the total comes to say, $4.76... I'll give them $5.13. More often than not, it screws them up completely because they try to count the change back in their heads.
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