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If I told you then I wouldn't be the only person now would I......nice try OP. Almost had me there!

Lately just TJ and Costco. I love WF but I get sucked into buying stuff I don't need and either it goes bad or my roommates it eat.

Running from zombies :looks around at everyone like WTF dude:

I get that a lot.

all over you. Yes.

You win. Game over.

Heartless - William Fitzsimmon Never thought I'd love a Kanye cover. Had to post this as it popped in my head as it cam on gettin in my car.

I. could. almost. hug. you. right. now.

WTF is the like button?

I am getting things that mean something to me. I mean it guess it's just personal preference no? I think a tapestry the size of your body. Might as use up as much room as you can :)

Well I heard MFP is like a dating site. For some that is. I mean I know I like to send people pics of my genitals. How about you?

I much prefer http://www.p*ssyliquor.me/home.html

Deads are 5@435 and Squats 3-4@435 max* but to be frank as long as I am strong and i get the build I want I could care less if I am doing 200lbs for each. 5'11" @ 192lbs. And for Mfredo....you shouldn't of even gone there.

Well I for one am now sporting salt and pepper. I am still up in the air about it but whatever.....

With legs like yours why would you want pants? Leggings are more your style.

Can I use my back hair too?

A bunny.

I was thinking to swoon her I would show her my antique protractor and abacus collection.

does a hair doll count?

Wow now I know what to do with all the left over foreskin I been throwing away.

Whats MFP?

I cant do that. She will crush my TI-84. I know it's the best calculator money can buy and I am sure it is tested but do you really think it can support 500+lbs of weight?

Ask your hubby to help or maybe just get them waxed?

^^^ This man knows his scotch. McCallan 18 is my top notch go to. It's within my budget and what I have worked my way up to financially.

I really look for one very important quality.......OK 2, a pulse and a mouth

Thank you. The icing to my cake that is this day.

SmitHHHHHHH

When I shake a dudes hand and it's soft I hear my inner voice inside say laughingly "soft hands brah"

I learned a long time ago that if you are willing to take them and share you are willing to keep those pics to yourself. my last serious GF and I both have pics. All my friends found her very attractive and have requested to see these pics. I won't share them. Sorry

Static lunges with 50lb dumbbells and step up's on the 2.5ft box with 50lb dumbbells. I feel like I just ran a sprint...... I have never seen my HR shoot up so high after doing those too things.....EVA