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1) You play Wii baseball and tennis with your kiddo and the next day your shoulder and wrist are killing you. 2) You leave a love note in your wife's medicine bottle. :D

I'm now seeing bird461... someone half your age...

Rum Runner, you are always sneaking alcohol in everywhere we go. The movies, church, airports, cruise ships, kiddo's recital and even bars. You have a problem.. and I think you know it. Get some help drunkie... :D

Your snorting has become unbearable. At the grocery store, in the gym, in bed, at the movies, while watching TV, at breakfast, lunch and dinner. Three, count them, THREE cats have run away not to mention the dog won't come out from under the bed because of it. You need surgery. You need help. Get a "Breathe Right" strip…

I give you plenty of reasons to smile yet you refuse to. :-D

You are apparently a bit of a floosy so....

Probably right... make sure you stay 1000 ft back while make the scene safe for you. :wink:

off limits

I'm a cop, you're a fireman. I'm blue, you're red. .

Cop/Hostage Negotiator here too. Feel free to add.

Glad it helped.

Glad you liked it. :D

It was a random thought today. Glad it helped.

Starbucks barista. Straying from other obvious employment suggestions. :D

Bump for later. Good stuff here.

I got the B26 special edition. It has 3 sizes of brew sm, med and travel mug. The Viper? LOVE that car!

I'm in TX and have horses, goats, a cow and other barn animals. I don't wear boots or a cowboy hat. Ever. I don't have wranglers or spurs or any of the stereotypical things associated with country life other than a truck out of neccesity. I rarely, if ever, listen to country.

Clever. Nerdy, but clever..

My daughter and I do from time to time. It's about the nerdiest thing I do but it's good daddy/daughter time.

Rumpy Old Men Two geezers find thier backsides growing as big as their angst towards one another.

White Men Can't Ump A look back when caucasian men weren't allowed to umpire baseball games.

The Da Vinci Cod Leonardo gets several fish on the hook but they all break his line. All but one.

Close Encounters of the Tird Kind Another alien/spaceship movie that starts out strong in the beginning but has a crappy ending.

Bump to get other creative, funny folks to join in....

Here too...

This last Christmas my wife thought for sure she saw our 12 year old girl by our bed and thought she might be looking for presents. She went over to the bed after yelling for her to stop looking and no one was there. Of course she saw her on my side of the bed. Previously, I had seen a figure that I too thought was our…

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doo An action-packed adventure where Indiana's sidekick "Short Round" has a whole new meaning....

Raveheart A lone techno junkie rallies like-minded souls in order to take back a warehouse they used that was condemned by the city for code violations.

Weekend at Ernie's: Bert and Big Bird prop up Ernie during an out of control party on Sesame Street while avoiding murderous gangsters..