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Circus clowns. Not the hobo one's, they don't bother me but circus clowns.... big helping of heebies with a side of jeebies...

That goes for anyone else too; no copyright issues here. :smile: I post sfuff like this from time to time so if you need another positive person on this journey, feel free to add.

Send to anyone who needs it.

Drugs, alcohol... pizza :smile: applies to all....

Will there be wenches?

That cracked me up! I imagined you looking in the mirror all dejected as you said it. (looong day :yawn: )

"These are not scraps. These are the historic remains of a once great society of hair." George Costanza Balding guys, go ahead and jump in and finish it off. You won't regret it. :D

One of em here too. Feel free to add. :tongue:

Girl B moved but we keep in touch. She's married now and I'm married to a Girl B+ now. :love:

Here's a chapter out of my life. Girl A - a former stripper. Great looking woman but oh dear God the drama (I was young and didn't know any better). Almost getting into fights because of her when we were out. Bipolar like behavior between very affectionate and outright fury. Very little trust - I wonder why? Happy in…

Foo Fighters-many songs Beastie Boys - Body Movin Stereo MC's - Connected The Roots - Here I Come House of Pain - Jump Around DJ Kool - Let Me Clear My Throat Rob Zombie - Never Gonna Stop Metallica - various songs The Prodigy - various songs Tiesto - Club Life David Guetta - Gettin Over White Zombie - Thunderkiss 65 Plan…

None here. I've been thinking about it for a while though.

As long as they aren't screaming on every lift and dropping weights after every set.... There's a guy at my gym who's pretty freaking strong and is mild mannered as they come. You know he's there but not because of the need for everyone to notice how much he's lifting but because he's quiet about it. Much respect.

A blind man mistakenly walks into an all female bar. He walks up to the counter, orders a drink and asks loudly "anybody wanna hear a blonde joke?" The large woman seated next to him says "buddy, I gotta warn you. I'm a professional power lifter and I'm a blonde. The bartender is blonde and has a baseball bat behind the…

Three older men were sitting at a diner talking about the affects of getting older and how it has changed them. The first man says "I get up at 6:30 and want to start the day with a good, long pee and I end up just standing there. Nothing" The second man says "I know what you mean. I get up at 6:30 wanting to start the day…

Me after heavy arms day.

Very young Charlie Sheen....

I work with animals every day. Look at my "About Me" area ha ha! If we could afford to have more, I'd like to have buffalo, camels and few other things that could potentially kill me. :laugh:

9 Short hair works well on you.

6 when I assumed you were a guy for a second with Alan (didn't see the Alana at first) and having a butterfly tattoo but big 9.5 seeing you are not. :laugh:

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Once there lived a prince and a troll that liked pumpkins that were bumpy. They sold seeds to elves for pickles because their chickens couldn't have calories because they loved dynamite. The chickens decided to go overseas in a boat called the Titanic. The captain was not smart, he used Pancakes on his poopdeck with syrup.…

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Once there lived a prince and a troll that liked pumpkins that were bumpy. They sold seeds to elves for pickles because their chickens couldn't have calories because they loved dynamite. The chickens decided to go overseas in a boat called the Titanic. The captain was not smart, he used Pancakes on his poopdeck with syrup.…

Fine... since you asked....

Great post! I try to have at least 4/day.

Thank you guys for putting up with all the wierd things that go on in our lives. Hopefully your husbands don't bring it home too oftern. :D

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