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Santa always runs out of this one before he gets to my house:

Groundhog Day - That idiot kid never thanks Phil for catching him when he falls out of the tree.

Flow chart: 1. Did someone send me a friend request? If "yes" proceed to #2. If "no" return to #1. 2. Accept friend request. Return to #1

I know this is an old post, but it's kind of an interesting one to me so I am going to bump it. First of all, I'm not a doctor so don't take anything I say to be gospel. 5htp, or 5-Hydroxytryptophan, is an amino acid, and a precursor of serotonin. If you are taking 5htp, you do not want to take anything that additionally…

1. 1 cup of water. enjoy!

For the sake of conversation, I could say "There are lots of natural things our bodies do. Do we want dolls for kids that do all of these natural things?"

On Thanksgiving, you should eat everything for which you can be thankful and mindful.

Especially in wood strippers. Isn't that what we're talking about? If it isn't, I wasted nearly 14 seconds looking for a stripper picture without any nudity.

I get emotional when I strip, so I wear this to protect myself:

. . . working out their problems?

Then why do I still feel nothing? You must have meant something else.

What does this post have to do with strippers?

I could conceivably have feelings if you meant girls who dress as girls working out their problems with strippers by working out with strippers.

Do you mean strippers dressing as girls-who-are-going-to-work-out, or do you mean strippers, who, going to work out, are dressed like girls? Either way, I have no feelings. I'm a robot.

I don't have any thoughts about this topic, I just wanted to say "hi" but then I changed my mind. So I won't.

Have you recently changed your clothing style? Because if you have, then that would tabulate more closely with the thread I thought I clicked. In related news, I'm going to go learn how to read. Further bulletins as events warrant.

The only sensible answer that doesn't involve nudity.

Why pay to put them there? And, have you ever been left with the bill for feeding a bunch of stoners? Very clever username, btw. +1.

The numbers won't increase, but you will be spending less money to incarcerate the ones that already exist.

Mostly I go about my business starkers. But when it's especially cold out like today I wear kilts and/or togas.

About time. Honestly, it's about time we had better headlines. There is nothing like a good old marijuana legalization effort to improve the overall quality of headlines and quotables in general around the country. And I don't really see why people are all that concerned. Legalization won't lead to more marijuana use, it…

Perhaps I should have written, "That is an interesting quotation; but it always makes me uncomfortable when people quote the best from essentially bad people."

From now on, let's refer to them as "FWENWF".

I also want to add that any "pizza" made with a dough that rises for less than 24 hours is not really pizza.

The answer is that the best pizza comes from the Northeastern pizza belt. a pizza range that includes New York, Connecticut, Rhode Island, and to a lesser extent Massachusetts. Chicago "pizza" isn't bad, but it shouldn't be called pizza any more than the flat bread stuff without red sauce.

If you let your kids go out trick-and/or-treating and they eat themselves into a sugar coma, and then they collapse in the middle of the road, and then they get smooshed by a steam-roller, and then picked over by crows until all that's left of them is a Justin Bieber costume, you still made the right choice.

You are evil for even trolling the idea. I award you zero points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

Football games scheduled at the same time as the Green Bay Packers game.

Maybe I'm just feeling sympathetic pains when other human beings are injured. Ever think of that? . . . okay. I'm mad. I admit it. :explode: