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You can also mix Greek yogurt with cottage cheese to produce a pretty decent mayo sub.

First let me ask you a question: how many calories are in a family sized bag of pretzel M&Ms and 3oz of Aberlour A'Bunadh?

True blood . . . Sons of anarchy . . . Sliders . . . If someone ever makes a show worse than these three that survives for an entire season, then boom. Apocalypse.

We had chocolate pudding instead of wedding cake. 1 - 0.

If you eat more calories than you use, you will gain. If you eat less calories than you use, you will lose. This isn't just a daily math problem. It began when you were born, and onward it goes until there are no more taxes. When you eat more than you use, you will gain both muscle and fat. When you eat less than you use,…

If you've never said YOLO before, it's a good thing that you can check it off your To Do list now. You only live once, you know.

Exactly. Now have a cookie!

Is that rhetorical?

I support you in your choice to consider it a backhanded compliment, but I respectfully disagree with your opinion. Was that a question?

You can't disagree with someone and still support them? Give it a try. It's way easier than rubbing your belly and chewing bubblegum at the same time.

I'm pretty sure the poster you quoted applauded the OP for finding the right road. It's in the quote, actually. Enjoy a cookie, no need for mad.

"You mean coitus?"

You can think of it any way that suits your personality. For example, if you can manage a little masochism, you can stir up enough anger at yourself to keep the pudding away. You don't deserve the pudding. You deserve the pain. I'm guessing this isn't the most popular solution, and It may not sound like total…

The point wasn't missed. The issue is energy expenditure. And you do have our support . . . or mine, anyway.

Any excuse not to dance is a good one.

There is no trick to calorie deficits. If you have one, you'll lose weight. For most people it's not a huge chore to guesstimate a TDEE. But if you're having a problem with the equation, that's probably it.

Have you been introduced to Frank's hot sauce? Do you have a slow cooker? Boom: you're done.

A guy who shaves body hair will do anything. So, you just need to decide if that's what you want in a man.

Thanks for your responses.

I lurk on these forums from time to time, and I see these flame wars almost as often as I see the "rub pizza on or boff the user above" threads. The eat clean crap annoys me, but I also get confused by the bulk concept when it comes to macros. If you're exercising heavy, and eating over your TDEE, you're going to gain both…

Like taxes, calories can be done jointly.

There is nothing wrong with Shakeology except that it is overpriced and that it's hawked by sellers who aren't particularly informed about their own product. It's an unnecessary product, but it's a satisfactory meal replacement.

Cokes were 6.5 oz twenty years ago? I don't think so.

I have never been a fan of heels, whether a woman is short or tall. Maybe for walking on bubble wrap. But whenever I see a woman wearing heels, especially spikes, I laugh a bit. Just a personal preference. If the question is about what makes a woman feel good about herself, she needs to go ahead and wear whatever she…

The correct answer is Grolsch, with Beck's placing as a distant second.

The only questions: 1. Is it ever possible--regardless of age--to give consent if the power dynamic is skewed drastically against you; 2. Is there a moral responsibility to protect someone against whom the power dynamic is drastically skewed; and 3. Does allowing drastically skewed power dynamics to persist hurt society?

I came to this thread thinking, "easy trolling." But I got nothing.