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why would anyone want to be on a pirate?
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i don't know, do you feel with your hands? why did I take so long to post this?
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can i answer when I get back from lunch?
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would you believe I tried that once, and almost ran over a ninja turtle?
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didn't you hear that google was founded by chocolate zombie pirate elves to raise money so they could corner the market on chicken gizzards (and red solo cups)?
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why would I eat a chicken's gizzard?
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why would I be scared of being banned, if I only ask questions?
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don't you know there is a banning thread if you want to ban someone?
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did you know with enough money, you can buy any company (except GM, that's government owned now)?
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true. It's called marriage (6 years last Sunday!) TNP has been married 6 years or more.
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did you know that red solo cups have nothing to do with chocolate covered elf zombies? (thank goodness)
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what does it matter, if the 4th zombie elf apocolypse is coming?
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are you short and craving donuts?
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True! I have a special talent, but it's not for discussion in mixed company! TNP is now wondering what that talent is.
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and do you think zombie elves eat donuts?
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isn't amazing how we've gone from donuts to elves to zombies so quickly?
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False :blushing: the next person won't eat black jelly beans
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I can't imagine elves are very filling, can you blame her for not sharing?
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just how many elves did she eat?
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did you enjoy them?
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did the cookie monster also eat the keebler elves?
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why, are you opposed to reading?
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why does mikey think I'm trying to stay away from donuts?
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false! I love waking up early, as long as it's to do something I like. The next person once wore mismatched socks by accident.
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what, they don't allow you to leave the state?
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how can you compare Krispy Kreme to Dunkin Donuts?
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why is the band running, do they like bakery smells too?
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didn't you want to wait so you could have it on fresh toasted bread?
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if you are chasing the bakery smell, how will you eat this toast and peanut butter I've got?
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The real question is, do you smell like a bakery?
