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Here's one from my husband trying to be supportive... so cute... "You know what, honey, you're doing so well that I've decided I'm going to go on your diet with you. All I'm going to eat is hot dogs!" WTF? LOL Sooo many things wrong with this.

HAHA - getting married is what's MAKING me lose weight! I gained so much because I was in an abusive home and I was depressed all the time. Now I'm happy with my life, and I want to look as good on the outside as I do on the inside!

No, this isn't so bad! I wish more people would say this instead of just forcing random crap in my face.

You know whats funny is, she asked me what my diet was and I said, "Well, I see on TV that GB patients can only have 1 serving size, many times a day, with protein added to everything so I asked myself, why can't you just do that anyway?" "Because I have no self control!" Ok... but doesn't it take 15 minutes for your brain…

My MIL got a gastric bypass and then went on WW like 10 years ago... so now she thinks she's an expert but her hoarded stash of Hersheys and 250 pounds says otherwise

Down the toilet... :D

WTF previous life? I had a doctor once who wouldnt help me with an ailment because she believed it would resolve in my next life.

HAHAHAHAHA OK that was funny

Dude my mother in law just sent me an email saying we're having tacos

Hubs tried to tell me it was cheaper to eat out... yeah when we did that we spent $20/day... now it's $40/2weeks

I was thinking of trying that! My Wish It Off Workout would go great with that!

Last night my son pooped all over my maternity pants and I said "You know what, just throw them away, they don't fit me anymore anyway!"

THIS!!!! "After you lose the weight then you can eat my cooking again!"

Here, let me tell you how to be healthy. I walk 1/4 mile a day, eat right, take my vitamins and I'm healthy as a horse. (My MIL, when she comes home from work she opens up a giant bag of reeses/snickers/kit kats/candied peanuts/3 musketeers and eats the whole thing before she goes to sleep)

LOL I love that last one... yeah, cheese is great protein too but when it's smothering something and covered in sauce - guess what! Not good anymore!

You knew I wasn't gonna eat it then wtf did you make it?

What? You don't like paying someone to stab you repeatedly?

I hate that one... people trying to get you to give up.

Ummmm cause my clothes don't fit, my tummy jiggles, the room goes silent when I enter... shall I continue?

oh yeah... "Why did you throw that away?!" LOL

Please?

No, I see it! The dress fits your chest and belly better, and your arms are thinner :)

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You know, I noticed that on days when I allow myself to have JUST ONE Dorito, I find myself suddenly craving the heck out of them. It takes about a week for me to stop craving again.

My mother in law's doing this. If she was my SO I would lay it out for her. Since we have separate bedrooms though, I got super sick of her shoving absolute CRAP in my face so one day I just packed it all up in grocery bags and left em on her bed! LOL

When I don't log it's not cause of the guilt, it's usually cause there's too much stuff I'd have to look up to put in there. On a good diet day I eat maybe 10 different things. On bad days I'm eating chips, things without nutritional labels, diggin up candy and donuts from my MIL's room, maybe it's something from the local…

Note that I cook my eggs in ziploc bags put in boiling water to avoid oil/butter.

You know, it's really funny because I'm not big on guys who are all muscular and ripped... I could take it or leave it... Riiiiiight up until I see that V. Man, oh, man.

Maybe I should quit being a chicken and try it, but I'm afraid to see any backfire after my hard-earned progress!

That's true, but on my non-baby days I eat every 2 hours... Even if it's just a handful of fruit! Where's the fitbit that tells you all the magic answers? LOL