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:love: ...that cruise film would be greatly improved by the line, ''you had me at frogs dressed as hitler.''

that happens. but, if you've talked to them enough first, you can just enjoy their company anyway. i'm still friends with a guy i met on a dating site 6 years ago. we go out on not-a-dates, have a laugh.

too kinky? hypocrite! my froggy nooky is wrong but your hot dictator loving is fine.

next you'll be claiming santa isn't real :indifferent:

didn't your momma read you fairytales? frogs only get to kiss princesses if they're kind.

why, are you a douche?

IMO, it's kinda futile to buy, make & serve healthy options while your kids are in the next room watching a mcdonalds ad. you plonk down a plate of green stuff in front of them, tell them it's healthy... they learn nothing. it's not preparing them for independant life. it's fairly recent in human history that kids weren't…

we are all entitled to preferences. if a guy were to say ''i'm most attracted to slim & athletic body types'' i wouldn't label him a douche. but the mark of a douche is the attitude that it's fine to be rude and insulting about it.

no, that's YOUR point in dating. it's certainly not mine.

i love it when people do that. it's as good as a flashing, neon, *kitten* alert.

if you only plan on sex if you've got a chance of getting a ring out of it, you should ask upfront rather than assume the other person agrees with your philosophy. the only exception is people who outright lie. that's wrong. but, seriously, anyone old enough to have sex is old enough to know that people will lie to get…

i think that's a really weird attitude. just because coupled up & wed is your idea of where a life should be heading, doesn't mean the entire world needs to accept it is and make a public declaration if they don't.

i think it's easy. since they were tiny we would do grocery shopping together, plan meals together & cook together. they were in on the thinking that goes into a balanced diet. can we have nachos? well we only had them two days ago and, though these things are nice as a treat, they aren't healthy to eat too often. you want…

see, that's why i prefer online dating. i don't put any clear pics up, so they have no clue what i look like. the guys who contact me tend to do so because they find what i wrote in my profile, my humour and my interests. i have interesting and fun relationships that way. meeting guys offline... it's a case of transparent…

and it can get worse with trauma! i didn't know that until i walked in on a corpse one morning. after failed cpr & conversations with cops, i was literally soaked through to my knees by the time i got home. tmi?

I bleed more than that in half an hour on a heavy day. Cups allow accurate measurements. I love science.

I like my arms bulky. I got them, proportionally, big without changing my diet.

i don't need to make excuses. i eat more when i have pms. i struggle to eat at all post-period. would i get moral browny points if i ate the same cals each day, regardless of how i felt? one day a month i'll hog 3000+. i maintain a healthy weight. i'm failing to see the issue.

if a dude said that he wanted to bulk up, everyone would tell him lifting was the way. just because the vast majority of women don't bulk up naturally, doesn't mean that this one hasn't. she may have put on fat, water or muscle weight. they're all possible.

i use weights to bulk up... i kinda like the way that works.

you couldn't pay me enough to go to one, no matter who else went. i just find them dull as hell!

i happily go out for a meal & movie by myself. i get to people watch and i don't have to share my popcorn.

mild asthma typically isn't constant.

where are you in your hormone cycle? i put on up to 8 pounds of bloating with pmt. drops off straight after my period.

^^from the nhs site. i'll add that it's typically harder to exhale than inhale.

what about a dog? is there anyone elderly or just too busy who might be happy to lend you a dog to walk? or a shelter who needs walkers? there's something very reassuring about doggy company, and if strangers talk to you then talking about the dog, looking at the dog, petting the dog can make the situation feel less…

you know the mix of stuff that comes out of your rear end? bodies have been using that particular 'cleanse' for a few billion years. there are no quick rescue cheats. you pigged out. that's it. tomorrow is a new day!

meh, i say lie. tell her your doc told you that some embarrassing toilet issues were caused by eating too much fat/oil, that you have an unusually sensitive gut all of a sudden, and that if they want to enjoy your company (rather than have you locked in the bathroom the whole time) you'll have to pass up on all the stuff…

telling him to get a medical advice and a doctor's note isn't missing the point. if it's safe for him to work out then he'll have no trouble getting one. at the very least he should have his heart checked before he starts.

when i was dangerously underweight i thought i ate a lot. if i guessed at my daily cals it would be way over the norm. i really couldn't understand why i was losing & losing all the time. it wasn't until i lived with my ex & started eating what he ate that i realised my mistake. it coulda killed me! weight & measure & log…