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I live on an island within an island!!! I live in the UK (which is an island) and I am homeless; my tent is pitched on a roundabout (traffic island) where A511 crosses the M1. It is a little noisy at times, and the exhaust fumes can be heavy in the rush hour, but nobody bothers me. The motorway services are just across the…

Hi Welcome from Strangeways! I'm not from Manchester - I'm just visiting for a couple of years. If I stand on tiptoes so I can see out of the window in my room I can just about see some rooftops. I would like to lose weight so that people stop calling me names, and then I wouldn't have to hurt them anymore. People can be…

I don't - I just throw her on the bed and have my wicked way with her!!! Oh, you mean food?? I don't with that either - that's why I'm fat! ;-)

I am happy with my wife, but look at porn regularly and if you have a healthy perspective - you know that real life and real women are nothing like what these sites pedal. It's just a bit of fun. Real women are better, and it's their little imperfections that make them who they are - it's called character and personality.

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Is this related to lap dancing ? Am I missing out on something?? ;-) Seriously all, from the male perspective - sod them all. I often see bigger women in bathing costumes and I don't look twice or give it a second thought (unless thy are fit of course, but that goes for all women!). In this world where there is a lot of…

Brazil! Preferably with nice Brazils too! lol I also like the name of the country because it appeals to my childish side having the word Bra buried in it 47 going on 4.7 years

Shouldn't the question be:- "Are there any spoilsports out there that WANT smaller breasts?" Maybe I'm biased by gender! :-) By the way, my moobs are 48B

My Son, 23 and my Daughter 27. I split from their Mother 10 years ago (she was the worst mistake), but they are so wonderful

John Hurt,,,,,,,, ......... actually, I think she said "now get lost Elephant Man and leave me alone", but my memories not what it used to be ;-)

I generally avoid them, but if they irritate me a lot - I ask them to wait outside. You meet a lot of vegetables at football matches abroad - it's just a hazard of going to away England games. I find cabbages are very common ones.

My wife's name is Gretchnold Wartbottom so I call her 'me B***h', just to keep it simple. If she could speak English I'm sure she would understand ........

I thought I would write in on behalf of my wife as she is not on MFP. She started lifting some three years ago just after we got married. Her weights and reps have remained fairly constant as follows:- Washing basket 50kg twice a week Dirty dishes 1kg twice a day Ironing board 3kg as required Lawn mower 30kg every Sunday…

I think something simple like liver, fava beans and perhaps a splash of chianti ;-)

Great minds ;-)

Surely it depends:- "Move out the way you fat *****" might garner a different response to "do those legs go all the way to the top floor?"

I prefer to call her my partner and look on her as equal

Get ya coat - you've pulled or That dress would look nice on my bedroom floor

I can't - I've drank two and the other four are in the refrigerator downstairs

My wristwatch

Always take her tights (pantyhose) off first - it stops her toes keep curling up! :smile:

Preferably runny and from a container; something like a bottle works for me. I find it works best if I administer it into my body via my mouth using a kind of swallowing technique. :smile:

Dangerous ground lol

He needs to learn the difference between sex and love. If your partner hugs and kisses you and tells you she loves you - that makes you feel wanted. Sex is a celebration of that love - not the be all and end all. I initiate 100% of the time, with a 20% success rate. Want it eveyday if poss but get it once or twice a…