george29223 Member

why do i keep hearing like bird wings flappin while standing quietly in this thread?

i dunno lay off cheese and eat fiber??

see if his pants are on fire

havent heard that term since i was 13 and spoke to some nice lady in a white coat about my gym teacher ....shifts eyes calmmm down sickos he hit me with a dodge ball i felll, atleast thats the story iam sticking to after the settlement ,,,shifts eyes

yeah my old girlfriend was dead set on keeping the bigger boob too so she dumped me went back to her old boyfriend

i do good till its underwear washing day see i got one loose pair and one tight pair tight pair weeks i eat less because iam aware of the tightness loose weeks well its just nuts everywhere so i know how you feel iiii know

you can do it and will suceed , you gotta have your mind right, it aint easy and there will be days you will fail but if you dont give up it will happen

i had sex with a mouse while fat after the mouse smoked id like to see a study on that

took me right at 3 weeks to stop craving but trust me in about 3 months there will be times it will come back 10 fold it get worse when you stop seeing results on the scale that will be the real test

this post is 100% true i know i lived it

humm maybe in the park with my van with no windows they said i have the best candy and free puppies

ill chase ya for free i do it all the time at the park those running screaming women should be paying me when i leao outb the bushes

what was your address again? um dont be alarmed at the bears one big shiney eye and one reglour eye iam mailing its perfectly normal and oh and the little red blinking light um thats just his teddy bear heart beating ..... if any other women want a friendship bear for there bedroom feel free to email ......shifts eyes

i just shove a gummi bear under the lid of the toliet seat wait some some little kid to stroll by and say psssst hey kid free gummi bears just lift that lid , when iam done peeing i place one on the toliet handle its all good

in lost weight by making my profile picture smaller and smaller i firgure in 6 months my picture will look like this> . lol then i will say i reached my goal

if i had a chinese hip hop band that would be my bands name loll

i had people here just yell and scream at me too sure i was radomly emailing women asking what color underwear they have on but still there words were hurtful theyyyy were hurtful

good lord man should be eating 2000 calories a day

i weigh myself holding my bacon every morning then cook three slices and eat it and reweigh it always amazes me i still weigh exactly the same

my gf is all pissy cuz i keep weighing my bacon like 8 times a day at diffrent houses ,should i just dump the gf or lay off weighing my bacon when i sleep over at her house?

starvation mode is a myth ...now on the other hand nom nom nom nom mode is very real my friend very real

just like my underwear collection is

i like pie gaps the art of taking a slice of every pie i see

yall are soooo helpful um yall know any exercise i can do home alone sittin on my recliner in the dark?

ive done it seems to work

everyone sing the nipple warmup song !! nipple niple strong and proud round and pointy sing out loud nipple nipple see me cold jump right in and grab ahold nipple nipple warm and soft know your ready to strarrrrrt

noone is ever around when i exercise at the gym its not that i would mind its the fact everyone clears out when i do the nipple dance to warm up right before my work out for those that need a mental picture i basically pinch my nipples while flapping my arms like a chicken while marching in place and ofcorse the nipple…

yeah iam really short but losing weight made some diffrence at certain angles it looks taller

i refuse to exercise any longer than i can have sex so about 1.5 minutes is about right dont wanna over do it ya dont wanna over do it

too much too fast it will be risky to gain back slow and steady it will give you time to adjust your lifestyle for life long weightloss and being able to maintain this isnt a race