george29223 Member

4.5 mph but almost always 4.0 cuz i like to fill a backpack with bacon its slows me down but oh so worth it

i WILL hit the 100 pound mark

my doc says stop bringing my bacon there to weigh, but you know there scales are accurate there very accurate

a bacon troll

yeah it happens it just a drop in bp because of a hot shower no biggie , like awlays keep bacon in your pockets

when you woke up did you check your pockets for bacon?

i was so hoping it was toe knuckles

always weigh your bacon on your bathroom scale

i used to tell women i dated all sorts of false weightloss facts just to fulfill my sexual needs i often feel bad that somewhere on a internet weightloss board there are women repeating my weightloss tips and others just shaking there heads in amazment my favorite is trust me each time it goes in it pops fat cells in there…

one thing that you wont find are credit *kitten*

well heck i thought this was a new fade diet i could finnaly enjoy geeeees

i tried the prescription pills i lost 30 pounds in a month put the weight back on in two months and gained even more in the months to come ,

gulppp i find myself looking at food porn in magazines

gained 5 pounds between thanksgiving and christmas but lost 2 pounds of it soooo only up 3 pounds

dont eally like bow hunting but iam a avid hunter

is the weight gain due to fluid? i know taking it increases hunger is it because you eat alot more? iam not real clear on why it makes you gain weight fast

i eat anything i want but just not alot of it and i lost weight

lotta rectum dysfunction going around lol

the scale in my bathroom that doesnt weigh bacon right

ya know i asked that because if you talk to people in general that arnt serious about losing weight they do blame other things, but once you some here and want to lose you hold yourself accountable

i think its what they inject animals with

smokin dope and stoping aint gonna do that he musta been doing something else also

iam just thankful iam still in good enough health to shove all those little kids off my porch rushing me to try and take my candy i mean its like every oct 31 these little creepys ring the doorbell and try and take my candy and each year i shove them down the steps yet every year they return geessssss

i get like that eating bacon , i love bacon i weigh it on my scale everyday

iam 47% fat in my head the rest of me is fine. ive even tried deep face lifts but it just made my lips really sore

have you tried water boarding?

according to my sworn affidavit it causes me to leap from bushes naked

i said the same thing to my girlfriend the next morning i woke up with 57 candy bars under my pillow .

if you look at both sites it radomly mfp will drop a doughnut in front of a radom user ,

ive noticed that fat or skinny women wine alot!