george29223 Member

holy crap good job

at 18 i honestly dont agree she knows what true love is and if she uses this bf as a guide line on what a true love looks like then wellll um gooodddddddddd luck

i myself do the right thing i donate all my extra calories to the starving kids in Ethiopia

lollllllllllllllll yall did better than me ha ha ha good jobs!

i invented nipple hosters 2.99 a pair my motto is put those things away if you turn fast you could take a eye out. instatlation free certain restrictions apply email for complete details

iam the same way with sex iam like cant you just leave till iam done , sheees how can one keep the consintrating going if your tying to focus and you got someone wanting to talk about shoes sheeees

it was either reading this thread or tidying up my landing strip . its thong season you know

I followed everyone's advice....and it worked! ....well dont take every mfp advice last week a bunch of them said i should stand under a sprinkler for ten seconds naked then throw a 5 pound bag of flower over myself then run nude through the chicken plant i work at for stress relief . i mean yeah at first the feel of…

i found when i drank 1 diet soda a day i would turn into this huge jerk always making rude comments and i would constantly say sexual things to every woman i met i knew something had to be done..............i drink 5 cans of diet soda a day now

whewwww was scared there for a minute but jussssst checked the food porn channel is still there whewwwwwwwwwwwww stope scaring me like that peopleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

How do you react when someone notices you have lost weight? usually i make bow chicka wow wow noises then gyrate in a circle around them and yeah it seems alittle awkward for them but hey thats just how i roll

i usually get my girlfriend to check it out but iam ready to spring to action if she gets attacked by yelling out the crack in the door....TUCK ANd ROLLL TUCK AND ROLL i mean it works for bear attacks and if you catch fire so it should save you when you get beat up

lollllllllll sooooooooooooooooo funny it haaaapens dont worry about it

LOL a few more The doors open, and I hurry in desperate to escape. I really need to get out of here. When I turn to look at him, he's leaning against the doorway beside the elevator with one hand on the wall.. It's distracting. His burning gray eyes gaze at me and i say gimmie my damn pizza punk iam late for my weight…

lolllllllllllllllllllll yalLs add on are greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat tooo ha HA HA HAAA

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Does BMI mean crap in terms of health? welll duhhhh if BMI stands for bowel movement index its the art of measuring turds longer it is the healthier you are gawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwd do i have to explain everything????/

awwwwwwwwwwwwww can you believe its been thaaaaaaaaaaaaaat long, you been a great friend too!

by people in general yeah i would say my butt,

lol iam tall and i picture short women with coasters on the the top of there heads loll we all think stuff

i want a woman that doesnt bring fights up that happed 27 months ago loll

beaks and bholes

yeah i lost weight my bow chic a wow wow only wow wows now

what the heck i got hairy palms and a protruding elbow what in the heck iam i doing to cause that?????

i might not be abole to crack a watermelon but i can pinch a loaf um err of bread

i notice when i drink like 8 beers everyone on mfp looks thinner and more attractive so i feel iam doing everyone here a favor

charlie browns ma ma said it best ........ wa waa wamp wa wamp waa waa

you cant beat your meat when you buy online

yeah i just radomly blank friends request people so i can see if there posing in there underwear in any of there pictures if not ilook on there friends lsit for hot ones the madness never stops

for some reason when i text while driving my car starts swerving like crazy iam gonna send my dealership a nasty email theres gotta be a recall or something