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    What's the last text you received?

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    • Posts: 245 Member
      About 6 years ago, from a guy I didn't know to a girl I didn't know but was worded in such a way to paint a clear porn pic.
      Texting has been blocked to this day ;)
    • Posts: 150
      It was one of those e-cards I'm supposed to forward on to my husband that said: "I hope my unrelenting excitement over Magic Mike doesn't make you feel like you've failed to fulfill all of my sexual desires" LOL

      buahahahahaahahah!!!!
    • Posts: 556 Member
      for some reason when i text while driving my car starts swerving like crazy iam gonna send my dealership a nasty email theres gotta be a recall or something
    • Posts: 225 Member
      I sent myself my the workout I did at the gym :)
    • Posts: 2,139 Member
      "ok lol"
    • Posts: 663 Member
      "You too (all of the above)..... Have a rest day."
    • Posts: 320
      'ive mowed the lawn, washed the car, walked the dog and hooverd.'....i nearly fell off my vahir when i recieved this off a certain person who does NOTHING usually. LOL
    • Posts: 236 Member
      "Awesome :D want :( I had one a few days ago :P xx"

      From the boyfriend regarding Subway :B
    • Posts: 489 Member
      "well i'm off to bed....nite sexy"
    • Posts: 78 Member
      it was a pix txt that said this "to be honest with you, i don't have the words to make you feel better, but i do have the arms to give you a hug, ears to listen to whatever you want to talk about and i have a heart; a heart that's aching to see you smile again"
      from a sweet guy mate because i've been sick ^_^
    • Posts: 430 Member
      "Oh good, a ****ing cow...really?"

      From my bf regarding an incident involving one of his trucks on I-75 this morning. LMAO! Steak for everyone!
    • Posts: 206 Member
      I need some naked pics of you also ..lol.Goodnite
    • Posts: 541 Member
      Thanks, mom. love you too
    • Posts: 1,739 Member
      FFS
    • Posts: 490 Member
      Channing was the best and totally worth it
    • Posts: 1,045 Member
      Automated text from dataman letting me know I had reached 65% of my data usage for the month...and I've got 13 days to go!:grumble:
    • Posts: 615
      "Hope so. I'll be anxiously awaiting a call from M&M tomorrow."
    • Posts: 7,646 Member
      Eric is his name, football player.
    • Posts: 669 Member
      "What are we willing to accept in trade for a tattoo and when would be able to do it?"

      o_O
    • Posts: 47 Member
      "uhh, I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm going to be a dad.. Sorry that I didn't tell you sooner :/ xxxx"


      - from this awesome guy I've been meeting. His ex is pregnant. I died a little inside......
    • Posts: 542 Member
      "you've got to be kitten me right meow!"
    • Posts: 1,052 Member
      Drop dead
    • Posts: 869 Member
      Thank God...it's finally Friday!!
    • Posts: 135
      " Hi, how u gettin on with trying to stop smoking> Have u had any? x "
    • Posts: 576 Member
      "night sexy" from my ex-boyfriend
    • Posts: 19
      too late now, i'm gone....
    • Posts: 583 Member
      "Lube cannon armed and ready!"
    • Posts: 512 Member
      Happy Birthday
    • Posts: 1,432 Member
      "So I am stuck to the living room"
    • Posts: 1,799 Member
      "You, too, sweetie." or something like that.

      No midgets or lube cannons. Lame, I know.
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