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What's the last text you received?

EmCarroll1990
EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
Mine?

"I just saw a midget, he was asking about you."
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  • nursedb
    nursedb Posts: 297 Member
    Please don't be nervous...I don't bite...
  • Lilip0p
    Lilip0p Posts: 36
    "croaked"


    I train police dogs and own a boarding kennel (well, it is currently closed). I have a friend in the business, she owns a rescue kennel. Parvo is RIFE right now in our area... she was referring to another pup :(
  • shortandfaithful
    shortandfaithful Posts: 83
    mom the girls won't stay out of my room, followed be screaming
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    "What time u get home?"
  • MinnieInMaine
    MinnieInMaine Posts: 6,400 Member
    my horoscope
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    What time are we starting?
  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,131 Member
    I have tons of hand sanitizer, just gotta get the kids to use it
  • Lil_MiSsSunshiNe
    Lil_MiSsSunshiNe Posts: 167
    Ok!! I stashed some booze in the vault 4 ya! But only you! shhhhhhhhh... Happy Friday!
  • jankleberry
    jankleberry Posts: 508
    thats good news, how they lookin lol, and wats happenin wi sophie for tomorrow x
  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,131 Member
    Mine?

    "I just saw a midget, he was asking about you."

    That is awesome
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    Ok!! I stashed some booze in the vault 4 ya! But only you! shhhhhhhhh... Happy Friday!

    Your boss?
  • Lil_MiSsSunshiNe
    Lil_MiSsSunshiNe Posts: 167
    Ok!! I stashed some booze in the vault 4 ya! But only you! shhhhhhhhh... Happy Friday!

    Your boss?

    Yes. He is off today and golfing. Wish it were true.
  • Foxypoo61287
    Foxypoo61287 Posts: 638 Member
    "2pm today"

    In reference to my soda man fixing the soda machine. It's been down for over a week, he said 3 days tops....
  • LifeOnMars_
    LifeOnMars_ Posts: 720 Member
    Ok!! I stashed some booze in the vault 4 ya! But only you! shhhhhhhhh... Happy Friday!

    ^ yup... I stand by my comment ;) lol
  • TrophyWifeSass
    TrophyWifeSass Posts: 490 Member
    Well that's an improvement
  • Lil_MiSsSunshiNe
    Lil_MiSsSunshiNe Posts: 167
    Ok!! I stashed some booze in the vault 4 ya! But only you! shhhhhhhhh... Happy Friday!

    ^ yup... I stand by my comment ;) lol


    I think he is just drunk lol. He is out golfing today.
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    Big girls ride harder!!

    Followed by a pic of my wife and a female "friend"!
  • lilmzzgreeneyez
    lilmzzgreeneyez Posts: 133 Member
    'i do care.'

    from my bf we are talking about something that he pissed me off about lol.
  • gemiwing
    gemiwing Posts: 1,525 Member
    "We will just take the Louisville Slugger with us. Neighborhood be damned"

    I wanted to go for a walk around midnight.
  • SpydrMnky27
    SpydrMnky27 Posts: 381 Member
    Wow! If you talk to him tell him I'm praying and love him. If u find out about how to watch it let me know please
  • kzivic
    kzivic Posts: 326 Member
    "Nudes for me, I like later lunches".


    (Nudes = Noodles and Co)
  • dward2011
    dward2011 Posts: 416 Member
    yeah.... i hope i'm not blacklisted.


    edited to add: that was from my husband about 10 mins ago
  • Kerri_is_so_very
    Kerri_is_so_very Posts: 999 Member
    "Can you pick up some veggie dip for tonight?"
  • kaetmarie
    kaetmarie Posts: 668 Member
    don't worry, there'll be booze there.
  • SPBROOKS68
    SPBROOKS68 Posts: 561 Member
    "I might need to borrow $15 from you for gas"

    From my daughter (21 years old) no job...She seems to think I am her personal ATM.
  • Sweet_Potato
    Sweet_Potato Posts: 1,119 Member
    "Any interest in the jello wrestling this week?"

    The lesbian bar down the street from me has weekly jello wrestling nights. :)
  • cdngirl71
    cdngirl71 Posts: 2,641 Member
    Mine said - "you need to take a long lunch ;)"
  • contingencyplan
    contingencyplan Posts: 3,639 Member
    The automated text from Verizon confirming that I paid my bill over the internet.
  • christyd4
    christyd4 Posts: 191
    Hi,
    I slept all damn day yesterday and am back at work today. Hope all is well with you?

    My boyfriend :)
  • KaraGrr
    KaraGrr Posts: 75 Member
    "Excuse me miss...4 years ago you left with my heart and still haven't returned it."

    -Stupid ex boyfriend

    HAHA
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