What's the last text you received?

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  • ushkii
    ushkii Posts: 472 Member
    Well, breakfast didn't stay down.
  • momofJandA
    momofJandA Posts: 1,035 Member
    "Get your A** in this building" from my best friend and co-worker- its the last day of students at school and I was a bit late :blushing:
  • mmarshall425
    mmarshall425 Posts: 71 Member
    It's 70% rain Sat but that doesn't mean anything.
  • LAWoman79
    LAWoman79 Posts: 348 Member
    "Good morning sunshine."

    (From that guy that you wish you had never given your number to.)
  • coe28
    coe28 Posts: 715 Member
    "Good morning sunshine."

    (From that guy that you wish you had never given your number to.)

    I have one of those too and get the exact same text! LOL
  • TubbsMcGee
    TubbsMcGee Posts: 1,058 Member
    "Yessssss I'm so excited I'm gonna shiiiiiiiiit. ER... I mean party."
  • janey2607
    janey2607 Posts: 64 Member
    How's work goin u want cheerin up??? :P
  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
    Tiffany: OMG this spider is gigantic (with attached pic.)
    Me: Remember, if you kill it, you have to eat it.
    Tiffany: Shut up. i'm freaked out.
    Tiffany: What if it crawled over me while I was sleeping.
  • SavitaD
    SavitaD Posts: 24
    "No I'm happy, happier than i've ever been now"

    from my gloating ex-bf haha
  • runnercheryl
    runnercheryl Posts: 1,314 Member
    "Free flip flops! Haha x"

    From the fiance.
  • Expialidojess
    Expialidojess Posts: 441 Member
    "I just ate a huge lunch aren't you jealous :D"

    from my brother
  • now_or_never12
    now_or_never12 Posts: 849 Member
    "I put him there to remind you of me. Soon he's gonna sneak up behind you and bust out the ninja moves"

    From a friend of mine when I told her there's been a large fly in my office for two days that keeps flying around my head.
  • chocl8girl
    chocl8girl Posts: 1,968 Member
    boob pic

    from one of the girls on my fl.

    I :heart: my fl.

    Man...I want some boobage pics!

    lol...
  • surlydave
    surlydave Posts: 512 Member
    "She told me she recently got a DUI so I have to drive. Guess I don't need an excuse anymore to go back to her place."
  • neverstray
    neverstray Posts: 3,845 Member
    A message from my bank telling me that my account is low.

    Yeah, no *kitten*. I'm aware of that. Thanks for the news flash!
  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
    So, are you serious? Is this really what you want to do?
  • aswieser
    aswieser Posts: 19
    "The moth balls still stink but they're quiet in the evening. I wonder what apeman and wife think of new neighbors... I didn't get termite notice.. glad that I read yours..the one who didn't need it"

    I obviously live in an apartment complex... this is from my neighbor. I'm moving out July 15 :):)
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    from my sister....

    pls tell mom we are already in bed. baby teeth hurting and being a sad baby.
  • Dimples1975
    Dimples1975 Posts: 65 Member
    "Frankie threw up his breakfast. He seems ok tho."
  • natvanessa
    natvanessa Posts: 230 Member
    "I'm at a truck stop in Utah and I just ate a doritos taco. It was mindblowing amazing"
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    TOPAZ FUEL CARD PRICE FROM MIDNITE 09/06/12
    PETROL 156.68 cent per litre
    DIESEL 147.56 cent per litre
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    I love you...
  • carlynn13
    carlynn13 Posts: 281
    "I hurt all over, I guess that means Im getting old"
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
    "sometimes. ............... cya"


    in response to

    "wait. it's not rain , it's just that black cloud that follows me."

    "you have 1 of those 2?"
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    My best friend sent me a picture of her boobs and said, "We have to go out tonight, my tits are awesome today! Free drinks, courtesy of the boys who buy them for my tits! Can we pretend we're dating?"
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    "I hate my job too"

    "I hate my job too :cry: "

    My fiance and I comiserating on our career choices lol
  • Jules0336
    Jules0336 Posts: 137 Member
    "Thanks, call me when you can. Working 3-11"

    In response to me congratulating my friend in Boston on a new job. I can call anywhere in N.America for free...he can not
  • bbbgamer
    bbbgamer Posts: 582 Member
    got sandwiches......
    the one before that was
    we down by 10 i left early for this bs....boston need to get serious
  • VaporsWorld
    VaporsWorld Posts: 441 Member
    "Gotta drive. Off in two hours."
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    "it's nasty too......... I don't wanna be butchered like a heifer!"

    I am just gonna let you figure that one out.

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