What's the last text you received?

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  • Wonderwoman2677
    Wonderwoman2677 Posts: 434 Member
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    Can you come out 2 play?!
  • Atarahh
    Atarahh Posts: 485 Member
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    "Lol"
  • Dare2BThin
    Dare2BThin Posts: 211 Member
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    just got another one from my lil sis, who watching my daughter......

    Sis- So your daughter doesnt have any chicken nuggets in her Happy Meal
    Me- Seriously?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
    Sis- Well hmmm she didnt eat them and unless they are magical disappering nuggets im pretty serious!
  • JPod279
    JPod279 Posts: 722 Member
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    They can harvest the organs if they are not a drug abuser.
  • mevalentina
    mevalentina Posts: 362 Member
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    What are u doing this weekend?
  • CarolinaGirlinVA
    CarolinaGirlinVA Posts: 1,512 Member
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    "Grrr. Stuck at work waiting on a civilian..."

    from fellow MFP buddy John. :)

    (nope, not my husband...he rarely texts unless he wants something)
  • alias1001
    alias1001 Posts: 634 Member
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    Brother: "Had sashimi here last week."
    Me: "Brave man."
    Brother: "Always was."

    He's serving in the Air Force, currently stationed in the Middle East. Raw fish in the desert?
  • Sweet_Potato
    Sweet_Potato Posts: 1,119 Member
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    "Any interest in the jello wrestling this week?"

    The lesbian bar down the street from me has weekly jello wrestling nights. :)

    Hahahahahaha :'D

    Jello is lo-cal!

    The jello they use for the wrestling is actually not safe to eat! Although I'm not sure why anyone would want to after a bunch of sweaty women have been rolling around in it.
  • directorj
    directorj Posts: 537 Member
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    Nvm I have emer money in the car
  • RunnerBlonde808
    RunnerBlonde808 Posts: 257 Member
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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEXXXXY LADY

    :
  • sansey
    sansey Posts: 113 Member
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    "Van is done"
  • PrncessBre
    PrncessBre Posts: 444 Member
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    "Hey You"
  • LifeOnMars_
    LifeOnMars_ Posts: 755 Member
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    "lol no way. I wanna get duurunk."
  • Maude_Lewbowski
    Maude_Lewbowski Posts: 395 Member
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    "I hope we have kids at the same time so they can be hellions together."
  • AlexanderK1994
    AlexanderK1994 Posts: 243 Member
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    "I just wanna stay in bed..."
  • LAWoman79
    LAWoman79 Posts: 348 Member
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    "Good morning sunshine."

    (From that guy that you wish you had never given your number to.)

    I have one of those too and get the exact same text! LOL

    Ha ha! It must be a lame guy thing.
  • DeniseBromley
    DeniseBromley Posts: 123 Member
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    "We'll have to work with it anyways im not cancelling"
  • kykykenna
    kykykenna Posts: 656 Member
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    "You shop for deals on tampons on Amazon, but not clothes or shoes....OMG you kill me"......Lmao
  • emilyhawarah
    emilyhawarah Posts: 34
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    Want to try the falafal.
  • GoldenGirl1979
    GoldenGirl1979 Posts: 716 Member
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    i'm ready... got sandwiches/pop chips/water for the movies

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