What's the last text you received?

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  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
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    TOPAZ FUEL CARD PRICE FROM MIDNITE 09/06/12
    PETROL 156.68 cent per litre
    DIESEL 147.56 cent per litre
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,732 Member
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    I love you...
  • carlynn13
    carlynn13 Posts: 281
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    "I hurt all over, I guess that means Im getting old"
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
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    "sometimes. ............... cya"


    in response to

    "wait. it's not rain , it's just that black cloud that follows me."

    "you have 1 of those 2?"
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
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    My best friend sent me a picture of her boobs and said, "We have to go out tonight, my tits are awesome today! Free drinks, courtesy of the boys who buy them for my tits! Can we pretend we're dating?"
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
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    "I hate my job too"

    "I hate my job too :cry: "

    My fiance and I comiserating on our career choices lol
  • Jules0336
    Jules0336 Posts: 137 Member
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    "Thanks, call me when you can. Working 3-11"

    In response to me congratulating my friend in Boston on a new job. I can call anywhere in N.America for free...he can not
  • bbbgamer
    bbbgamer Posts: 582 Member
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    got sandwiches......
    the one before that was
    we down by 10 i left early for this bs....boston need to get serious
  • VaporsWorld
    VaporsWorld Posts: 441 Member
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    "Gotta drive. Off in two hours."
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,352 Member
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    "it's nasty too......... I don't wanna be butchered like a heifer!"

    I am just gonna let you figure that one out.
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
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    "Guess your ignoring me. That's fine. Used to it."
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
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    "Just to put my legs around you, Hold on tight, and feel the vibrations"


    Yeah, you know wanna go for a ride too
  • SaucyPeas
    SaucyPeas Posts: 52 Member
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    "It's cause you're a smelly pirate hooker!!!!'

    Its now a joke because I downloaded this to tell me I have new text messages. So this was in response to me asking why i was so sore today...lol.
  • surlydave
    surlydave Posts: 512 Member
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    My best friend sent me a picture of her boobs and said, "We have to go out tonight, my tits are awesome today! Free drinks, courtesy of the boys who buy them for my tits! Can we pretend we're dating?"

    You're good people :drinker:
  • dansls1
    dansls1 Posts: 309 Member
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    Check came.
  • Bigpelly8
    Bigpelly8 Posts: 504 Member
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    It's a picture of a V......a good one too!
  • keithgi
    keithgi Posts: 96 Member
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    Thank u so much. <3<3<3

    From my awesome wife after running an errand for her she did not want to do.
  • engodwin
    engodwin Posts: 516 Member
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    yeah that's ok
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
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    "I miss you rite now."

    He knows how to spell, he's just being silly. :heart:
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
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    Mom, I have nasty poops. Wheres the toilet paper.


    FML

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