What's the last text you received?

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  • Wonderwoman2677
    Wonderwoman2677 Posts: 428 Member
    Can you come out 2 play?!
  • Atarahh
    Atarahh Posts: 485 Member
    "Lol"
  • Dare2BThin
    Dare2BThin Posts: 211 Member
    just got another one from my lil sis, who watching my daughter......

    Sis- So your daughter doesnt have any chicken nuggets in her Happy Meal
    Me- Seriously?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
    Sis- Well hmmm she didnt eat them and unless they are magical disappering nuggets im pretty serious!
  • JPod279
    JPod279 Posts: 722 Member
    They can harvest the organs if they are not a drug abuser.
  • mevalentina
    mevalentina Posts: 362 Member
    What are u doing this weekend?
  • CarolinaGirlinVA
    CarolinaGirlinVA Posts: 1,508 Member
    "Grrr. Stuck at work waiting on a civilian..."

    from fellow MFP buddy John. :)

    (nope, not my husband...he rarely texts unless he wants something)
  • alias1001
    alias1001 Posts: 634 Member
    Brother: "Had sashimi here last week."
    Me: "Brave man."
    Brother: "Always was."

    He's serving in the Air Force, currently stationed in the Middle East. Raw fish in the desert?
  • Sweet_Potato
    Sweet_Potato Posts: 1,119 Member
    "Any interest in the jello wrestling this week?"

    The lesbian bar down the street from me has weekly jello wrestling nights. :)

    Hahahahahaha :'D

    Jello is lo-cal!

    The jello they use for the wrestling is actually not safe to eat! Although I'm not sure why anyone would want to after a bunch of sweaty women have been rolling around in it.
  • directorj
    directorj Posts: 537 Member
    Nvm I have emer money in the car
  • RunnerBlonde808
    RunnerBlonde808 Posts: 257 Member
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEXXXXY LADY

    :
  • sansey
    sansey Posts: 113 Member
    "Van is done"
  • PrncessBre
    PrncessBre Posts: 444 Member
    "Hey You"
  • LifeOnMars_
    LifeOnMars_ Posts: 720 Member
    "lol no way. I wanna get duurunk."
  • Maude_Lewbowski
    Maude_Lewbowski Posts: 395 Member
    "I hope we have kids at the same time so they can be hellions together."
  • AlexanderK1994
    AlexanderK1994 Posts: 243 Member
    "I just wanna stay in bed..."
  • LAWoman79
    LAWoman79 Posts: 348 Member
    "Good morning sunshine."

    (From that guy that you wish you had never given your number to.)

    I have one of those too and get the exact same text! LOL

    Ha ha! It must be a lame guy thing.
  • DeniseBromley
    DeniseBromley Posts: 123 Member
    "We'll have to work with it anyways im not cancelling"
  • kykykenna
    kykykenna Posts: 656 Member
    "You shop for deals on tampons on Amazon, but not clothes or shoes....OMG you kill me"......Lmao
  • emilyhawarah
    emilyhawarah Posts: 34
    Want to try the falafal.
  • GoldenGirl1979
    GoldenGirl1979 Posts: 716 Member
    i'm ready... got sandwiches/pop chips/water for the movies
  • SexyCook
    SexyCook Posts: 2,249 Member
    Hope you have a great day!!! ((BORING))LOL
  • red01angel
    red01angel Posts: 806 Member
    "Ha. Exactly. But Carl will save the day by shooting Joffrey in the head."


    We were discussing a Game of Thrones/Walking Dead crossover.
  • Diary_Queen
    Diary_Queen Posts: 1,314 Member
    "BENIGN!!! Whoooo Hoooo!"

    A co-worker had a lump biopsied and got the results.
  • Febes24
    Febes24 Posts: 85 Member
    What gym do you workout at??
  • OnWisconsin84
    OnWisconsin84 Posts: 409 Member
    'I'm sure u can' (in response to me saying 'believe it or not, I can live without u')

    :grumble:
  • Octopies
    Octopies Posts: 157 Member
    "Good girl"

    ಠ_ಠ
  • jdploki70
    jdploki70 Posts: 343
    "have you managed to sell off your son for Diablo 3 yet?"

    My friend is a bit obsessed with the game
  • monroe61
    monroe61 Posts: 620 Member
    "no more oreos in the house"

    my husband is home with the kids and apparently he was going to eat all the oreos!
  • psychofantasy
    psychofantasy Posts: 71
    "I apologize in advance if I end up parked in your living room tonight"

    lol...My friend had done a bit of partying last night...
  • 1WorkoutAtATime
    1WorkoutAtATime Posts: 719
    okay ..

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