What's the last text you received?
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Can you come out 2 play?!0
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"Lol"0
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just got another one from my lil sis, who watching my daughter......
Sis- So your daughter doesnt have any chicken nuggets in her Happy Meal
Me- Seriously?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Sis- Well hmmm she didnt eat them and unless they are magical disappering nuggets im pretty serious!0 -
They can harvest the organs if they are not a drug abuser.0
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What are u doing this weekend?0
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"Grrr. Stuck at work waiting on a civilian..."
from fellow MFP buddy John.
(nope, not my husband...he rarely texts unless he wants something)0 -
Brother: "Had sashimi here last week."
Me: "Brave man."
Brother: "Always was."
He's serving in the Air Force, currently stationed in the Middle East. Raw fish in the desert?0 -
"Any interest in the jello wrestling this week?"
The lesbian bar down the street from me has weekly jello wrestling nights.
Hahahahahaha :'D
Jello is lo-cal!
The jello they use for the wrestling is actually not safe to eat! Although I'm not sure why anyone would want to after a bunch of sweaty women have been rolling around in it.0 -
Nvm I have emer money in the car0
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEXXXXY LADY
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"Van is done"0
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"Hey You"0
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"lol no way. I wanna get duurunk."0
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"I hope we have kids at the same time so they can be hellions together."0
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"I just wanna stay in bed..."0
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"Good morning sunshine."
(From that guy that you wish you had never given your number to.)
I have one of those too and get the exact same text! LOL
Ha ha! It must be a lame guy thing.0 -
"We'll have to work with it anyways im not cancelling"0
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"You shop for deals on tampons on Amazon, but not clothes or shoes....OMG you kill me"......Lmao0
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Want to try the falafal.0
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i'm ready... got sandwiches/pop chips/water for the movies0
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