What's the last text you received?

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  • ushkii
    ushkii Posts: 472 Member
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    Well, breakfast didn't stay down.
  • momofJandA
    momofJandA Posts: 1,038 Member
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    "Get your A** in this building" from my best friend and co-worker- its the last day of students at school and I was a bit late :blushing:
  • mmarshall425
    mmarshall425 Posts: 71 Member
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    It's 70% rain Sat but that doesn't mean anything.
  • LAWoman79
    LAWoman79 Posts: 348 Member
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    "Good morning sunshine."

    (From that guy that you wish you had never given your number to.)
  • coe28
    coe28 Posts: 715 Member
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    "Good morning sunshine."

    (From that guy that you wish you had never given your number to.)

    I have one of those too and get the exact same text! LOL
  • TubbsMcGee
    TubbsMcGee Posts: 1,058 Member
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    "Yessssss I'm so excited I'm gonna shiiiiiiiiit. ER... I mean party."
  • janey2607
    janey2607 Posts: 64 Member
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    How's work goin u want cheerin up??? :P
  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
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    Tiffany: OMG this spider is gigantic (with attached pic.)
    Me: Remember, if you kill it, you have to eat it.
    Tiffany: Shut up. i'm freaked out.
    Tiffany: What if it crawled over me while I was sleeping.
  • SavitaD
    SavitaD Posts: 24
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    "No I'm happy, happier than i've ever been now"

    from my gloating ex-bf haha
  • runnercheryl
    runnercheryl Posts: 1,314 Member
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    "Free flip flops! Haha x"

    From the fiance.
  • Expialidojess
    Expialidojess Posts: 588 Member
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    "I just ate a huge lunch aren't you jealous :D"

    from my brother
  • now_or_never12
    now_or_never12 Posts: 849 Member
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    "I put him there to remind you of me. Soon he's gonna sneak up behind you and bust out the ninja moves"

    From a friend of mine when I told her there's been a large fly in my office for two days that keeps flying around my head.
  • chocl8girl
    chocl8girl Posts: 1,968 Member
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    boob pic

    from one of the girls on my fl.

    I :heart: my fl.

    Man...I want some boobage pics!

    lol...
  • surlydave
    surlydave Posts: 512 Member
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    "She told me she recently got a DUI so I have to drive. Guess I don't need an excuse anymore to go back to her place."
  • neverstray
    neverstray Posts: 3,845 Member
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    A message from my bank telling me that my account is low.

    Yeah, no *kitten*. I'm aware of that. Thanks for the news flash!
  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
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    So, are you serious? Is this really what you want to do?
  • aswieser
    aswieser Posts: 19
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    "The moth balls still stink but they're quiet in the evening. I wonder what apeman and wife think of new neighbors... I didn't get termite notice.. glad that I read yours..the one who didn't need it"

    I obviously live in an apartment complex... this is from my neighbor. I'm moving out July 15 :):)
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
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    from my sister....

    pls tell mom we are already in bed. baby teeth hurting and being a sad baby.
  • Dimples1975
    Dimples1975 Posts: 65 Member
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    "Frankie threw up his breakfast. He seems ok tho."
  • natvanessa
    natvanessa Posts: 230 Member
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    "I'm at a truck stop in Utah and I just ate a doritos taco. It was mindblowing amazing"

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