What's the last text you received?

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  • kzivic
    kzivic Posts: 326 Member
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    "Nudes for me, I like later lunches".


    (Nudes = Noodles and Co)
  • dward2011
    dward2011 Posts: 416 Member
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    yeah.... i hope i'm not blacklisted.


    edited to add: that was from my husband about 10 mins ago
  • Kerri_is_so_very
    Kerri_is_so_very Posts: 1,005 Member
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    "Can you pick up some veggie dip for tonight?"
  • kaetmarie
    kaetmarie Posts: 668 Member
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    don't worry, there'll be booze there.
  • SPBROOKS68
    SPBROOKS68 Posts: 561 Member
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    "I might need to borrow $15 from you for gas"

    From my daughter (21 years old) no job...She seems to think I am her personal ATM.
  • Sweet_Potato
    Sweet_Potato Posts: 1,119 Member
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    "Any interest in the jello wrestling this week?"

    The lesbian bar down the street from me has weekly jello wrestling nights. :)
  • cdngirl71
    cdngirl71 Posts: 2,707 Member
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    Mine said - "you need to take a long lunch ;)"
  • contingencyplan
    contingencyplan Posts: 3,639 Member
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    The automated text from Verizon confirming that I paid my bill over the internet.
  • christyd4
    christyd4 Posts: 191
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    Hi,
    I slept all damn day yesterday and am back at work today. Hope all is well with you?

    My boyfriend :)
  • KaraGrr
    KaraGrr Posts: 75 Member
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    "Excuse me miss...4 years ago you left with my heart and still haven't returned it."

    -Stupid ex boyfriend

    HAHA
  • sherrirb
    sherrirb Posts: 1,714 Member
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    "Called, not coming to look at fridge. Unplug"
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
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    Not sure. I delete my texts en masse. All 5 or 6 that I have recieved in the last few years.

    I only remember the text I sent when I received my first one.

    My daughter discovered it when she picked up my phone. She said, "Daddy you have a text. It's 3 months old. Want me to text them back?'

    Me: "Yep. Tell them I don't text. Call me if they want to talk to me." I never heard from that person since.
  • maxwellcoffeebean
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    "no, im serious. il explain how it happened later"
  • rmartin72
    rmartin72 Posts: 1,094 Member
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    Good Morning :):)
  • win4ecu
    win4ecu Posts: 34 Member
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    Miss you too
  • CallieM15
    CallieM15 Posts: 910 Member
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    " Damn was it intense? "
  • emilynicole02
    emilynicole02 Posts: 355 Member
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    Thanks! Sorry i didn't let you know sooner, i just got a call at 4

    [a friend after i asked her if we were still hanging out the next day and she told me she couldn't anymore because she had an interview]
  • scopester
    scopester Posts: 129 Member
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    "Their problem was that they were too focused on the car wash business instead of song writing."
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    "I'm in that kind of mood tat I wanna cancel sprint and cancel comcast, walk into verizon and have them beg for me back and walk into best buy and grab a tiveo and an antenna and be rid of this *kitten*" \m/
  • GeneveSparkles
    GeneveSparkles Posts: 283 Member
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    "Any chance for a bra pic toady? ;)"