What's the last text you received?

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  • ushkii
    ushkii Posts: 472 Member
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    "take a shower I am on my way home"

    someone's day/night got a whole lot better...(:

    This just strikes me as funny, I would hope it is a sign of a romatic/sexual encounter about to happen, but it could be the reciever is just a stinky person that the texter has been urging to clean up.
  • holzjw1482
    holzjw1482 Posts: 120 Member
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    Yes Chief
  • angel_marcelle
    angel_marcelle Posts: 101 Member
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    "Because people are just f*cking not normal"
  • dinomartinez3
    dinomartinez3 Posts: 36 Member
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    I know. She's stupid.
  • 17ChargerGirl17
    17ChargerGirl17 Posts: 441
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    Oh crap, I forgot to tell you I love you baby!!

    my guy. LOL
  • legnarevocrednu
    legnarevocrednu Posts: 467 Member
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    "can you bring yer vibe tonight" hahahahaha the only reason I clicked on this subject is because I thought my last text message was really hilarious hahahaha.
  • brittany17love
    brittany17love Posts: 66 Member
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    "Chill soon ?"

    Some guy I went on a date with awhile back. Lol.
  • PixEm
    PixEm Posts: 190 Member
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    From my 12 year old (almost 13 year old son) "I love u to"
  • ladyfox1979
    ladyfox1979 Posts: 405 Member
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    " Do you put guacomole powder when you make guacamole?"

    Wow I have never been so insulted. :huh:
  • skoshness
    skoshness Posts: 175
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    4878 steps so far and 1 cream cake. Av x
  • sarahkatara
    sarahkatara Posts: 826 Member
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    all right, all right! mine was:

    "As to be expected when a large penis is involved." :love:

    and this is just another reason i am marrying him. :laugh:
  • mikeyboy
    mikeyboy Posts: 1,057 Member
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    Ok! Maybe you need a stool softener! :laugh: <<< From wife... I told her I was full of *kitten*!
  • kuhayetee
    kuhayetee Posts: 41
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    "Hahaha it's addicting! Brb girl workout :'("
  • ItsMeRebekah
    ItsMeRebekah Posts: 910 Member
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    "we need to buy ammo like mad men"
  • Lotte34
    Lotte34 Posts: 429 Member
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    "lol, i was using that more as a specification as to when i would be leaving :) .x
  • darkknightfan
    darkknightfan Posts: 396 Member
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    "LOL ...NICE"

    Between my wife and I ...and thats all the further im going :laugh:
  • guardian419
    guardian419 Posts: 391 Member
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    "somehow, there is "personal lube" all over my car"

    A friend who didn't realize how much it expands in heat, and her tube exploded. Needless to say, she's not driving yet.

    If you have to ask "why would you have lube in your car" you really should not be my friend :)
  • PJ64
    PJ64 Posts: 866 Member
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    So??????????????
  • StarvingDiva
    StarvingDiva Posts: 1,107 Member
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    It was naughty and not for sharing...
  • rm830
    rm830 Posts: 531 Member
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    Ok, man that sounds good right now

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