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Cremated husband Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him.... "Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the…

25 Ways to Annoy the Pizza Guy 1. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair. 2. Ask for extra homo-sapien 3. Ask for the guy who took your order last time. 4. Ask if the pizza is organically grown. 5. Ask them if you get a free date with one of the staff if you make an order over $30. 6. Ask if they have any idea what is at…

I do the wii just dance games with my aunt and if you really do all the movements it's a GREAT workout, you can really work up a sweat and burn a ton of calories but it's so much more fun than a normal workout and you can do it longer easier is what i've found because you won't get bored or focus on any negative part since…

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GI Jane she crazy fit in that

first~> Ozzfest "05 last ~> sadly the same :( my life is boring lol

5'2 mostly sedentary, man I love and adore, his aunt & uncle & a whole zoo of animals in the middle of nowhere

having a baby is part of why i'm doing this too. I'm getting married married in october and we want to start a family right away but i've had several miscarriages in the past(an experience I wouldn't wish on anyone in a million years).

I rarely start topic posts myself too though, i'm just more of an observer I guess

I rarely ever see guys making topic posts on any of the boards and i'm on alot

christmas shoes every time and if you're reading this right now too since my brothers overseas in "hell"

well as far as I know noone is & it seems to be the same for alot of people, not that it's really a priority on here

ba da dum tss

^^^ totally with you

I don't know, never had the opportunity to find out yet

if it's looks cooked all the way i'm at least brave enough to try it although past experience should have SERIOUSLY taught me better by now lol but I love him so I suck it up.......& then kick him out of my kitchen to make something edible :tongue:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: my fiance gives me hell because I constantly have conversations with myself, trip over my own feet/air almost daily and am such a book worm I carry one with my everywhere :happy: I love being weird

is there an exception when you've already tried the persons cooking on several occasions(and almost horribly gagged each time) and the food is very visibly not done all the way?

don't feel bad, there are alot of us nobody's crushing on:smile:

nope no crush for me on here yet and as far as I know i'm not anyone's crush either

not fair too far to see... looks like 12, lol 24?

omg i'm so glad it wasn't just me, i've been laughing my butt off at that! Immature moment! :laugh:

well I can think of 2 possibilities: 1. she lied & doesn't mind cheating on him 2. it's her ex and she just hasn't changed her info yet

If nothing else you can always get him a gag gift or his favorite snack in bulk, that's what I usually do with my fiance if I get stuck & he LOVES it, it's always hilarious seeing his face when he finds out he got a case of reeses lol

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I still always wait for people to send me one first, I think some part of me feels like "well what if they click no?" lol silly on here I know since everyone's always so nice but still.....

" I love the smell of napalm in the morning. "

ha! someone actually got it, you're awesome! :)

^^^^^^^^^ Totally agree with this and have almost the same amount to lose as well, anyone feel free to add me, it really does help just knowing you're not the only one fighting the fridge lol

hmm I wonder if I should have picked an easier one to start with?