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my problem is that I still see boobs sticking out...LOL

first tell him you really weigh 310lbs. Then you won't have to worry about him being suprised by the real number

I like to put butter on a peanut. Is that good?

it is only good if you eat like a gallon of it at a time....no wait...I got my measurements mixed up. 1 tablespoon at a time

I went to Church at the Methodist church with my dad. He told me that his Sunday school teach is the chancellor at App State. He wasn't there that sunday he was out of town. We drove thru the app state campus. it looked nice. While we were there: We camped at G.F. mountain campground. We visited family. We went to G.F.…

i tell everyone I am pregnant. I tell them I am having a baby elephant and to look and see if they can see the trunk hanging out. LOL. I know, I know. I am rude, crude and ain't got no home training.

being 24 your skin is very elastic. That is why you don't have wrinkles and us older farts do. You should have no problem. Go get skinny But think of the benefits of having saggy skin. You could jump from a cliff and glide thru the air like a flying squirrel

i thought the western alternative bagel was a krispy kreme donut

of course my favorite appetizer. Shots of tequila. then nobody cares what the food tastes like LOL

homemade salsa and chips

sandwiches? (pre made in a igloo cooler) Natures own honey wheat light 2 slices 80 cals Oscar Meyer 97% fat free backed ham 60 cals 3 slices Hellmans mayo 1/2 tablespoon 45 cals (put mayo on one slice of bread only) american cheese 1 slice 70 cals 255 cals per sandwich. Fruit Apples, Bananas, plums,

i confess I have had vertigo off and on all day to day and it has made me walk like a crab.

It goes to show you that everybody has an opinion. Well here is mine. Everybody is different. It may be true for some and not for others. people lose or gain weight for a variety of reasons. I think a reasonable person knows the reason they have gained weight. I think you know exactly why you gained weight : "I was so…

Ditto

it don't matta cuz u looks good

injuneers love math

i have an idea to guesstimate. Figure out calories for an entire pizza crust. figure out the are of the whole pie crust Area = 3.14 X [Diameter (inches) / 2] X [Diameter (inches) / 2] Divide Calories by Area and that will give you Calories per square inch of the whole pie crust now figure the area again with the diameter…

bread has a lot of calories. fat has lots of calories too but I betcha there is more weight of bread per pizza than cheese by a long shot

I confess that I am going to bed because I am tired................ Take that Twitter.......put that in your Twitter pipe and smoke it. Regards, MeanStreak

personally I would like to find a vitamin that would turn my pee blue.........to match my eyes.....

that's what I keep telling the judge..LOL

hi new. that is an unusual name "new". Tips.....track all calories. It helps more than you know. I have one rule in my weight loss venture. I track all calories to stay below the MFP recommended daily amount. People would tell me "you need to to eat this many meals a day with this many small snacks etc" I said "I aint that…

I confess I have a mean streak. Well not really mean but mischievous

I guess you can replace with something less caloric that is still a "goody" If you are losing weight then I say go for it. Just keep track of what your doing

ice on knees after running and ibuprofen in the short term to keep inflammation down until you can effect the changes in your shoes and running style mentioned in post above

i cunfess i like tu rite funneticlee

I confess I just got done with a hour long bike ride and I think I am going to go on up to dee licko stoh an get me sum wixxie

it is the vitamins coming out the other end. I think the B-vitamins in you multi vitamin are the culprit. No harm. Very normal

walking at lunch. brought a change of clothes and walked at easy pace. I still do. Then after a few weeks I also started riding my bike for 20 minutes when i got home form work. I still walk almost every day at work. I have started doing longer bike rides in the evening. Nothing strenuous just steady. following the caloric…

I work out twice a day but for much less time. I don't think it is the amount of time you workout but the stress you put on your body in that time. I guess what I am saying is listen to what you body tells you. if you start feeling the aches in your joints or you feel tired run down during your exercises then you are…