Cindy4FunFit Member

Yeah- I know. Just teasing you for bumping an ancient thread- from 2014; Internet is running really, really slow for you. "Doofus" hasn't been spoken in quite a while. Nice job kicking it old school!

I notice you furiously bumped this ancient thread FOUR times. Is someone looking for a short girl love connection or what?!

You've received many responses above from pretty, hardworking moms modeling humor. Humor is not hate; but you do need the ability to discern it.

She's a thinker so I'll take her To round four; she may know Arabic.

Boom!!!!

Vanity can be so exhausting! LOL. I'm barely going to make an effort to follow-up with myself...just FB, Instagram, blog. Gotta update the blog. Fans. Filters. Fridays. LOL.

And the correct number to bring was? (This may be vital information to resolving the dilemma.)

Wait. Did you tell her about the stuffed animals before the trip?

Beach ready, but may fry.

She's just been "washing (her) hair".

Now, I'm concerned. I knew this one girl, similar situation, fell down a well. She's ok now, but her hair got all jacked up:

Could she have fallen down a well?

Is there a short, killer robot waiting for you in the next room- just lurking in the dark?!

Ok- let's see whatcha got! Post away....I throw down challenge

^ Is there something sweet going down in the creepy thread? Aw.

But it's cute when you do it, Jack.

I am. True that. Person below blows their nose with magazines, colors their hair with tangerines, puts Vaseline instead of jelly on their toast and has no idea who the Flaming Lips are.

This is the no-fighting-no-one-cares-don't-mention-no filter/no makeup thread.

No. So much omega-3. The fish. His own pond. I can't keep up.

8 to 10 feet?! That's the distance of a stranger not his (I'm assuming much, much) better half.

That's not quite exceptional enough for sainthood, as suggested above. But, commendable.

At what distance? Right over the shoulder, at arm's length or five foot radius?

I'm not going to beat you over the head with judgement...you already think she's hot. That's good. Take her to super hot: I think you just set your own new year goal. I'm not gonna pretend I know *how* to get her to care about her own fitness and make suggestions on how to approach this topic--I will say: get off your…

Shouting back from the weak southern states of the east coast: Once you start "morning acceptable" drinking French toast is too complicated. Just burn the toast and go make snow angels.

Happy Nightmare, kids.

Sanity. Mostly.

I can definitely play the creepy game...