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False. TNP eats peanut butter straight from the jar.

I read that as Breast Milk for Women. I'll be leaving now.

True. Lots. TNP can roll their tongue.

I'm sorry. I can't. Don't hate me.

Dancing With Myself - Billy Idol =)

Hey wolf....come a little closer.... Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Titanium - David Guetta ft Sia "BRICK OF SHAME, you take your aim....." The lyrics are in fact: "RICOCHET, you take your aim...." That one courtesy of a Youtube clip. Nearly. Fcking. Died.

The Very Hungry Caterpillar - Eric Carle :smile:

"You all are about as useful as a c*ck flavoured lollipop" - Dodgeball

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist" - The Usual Suspects

Sometimes there are just no words.

Just one of many.... "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist" - The Usual Suspects

Open forums inevitably attract trolls. Just the way it is.

“.................... is so ADDICTING!” Whether it be ice-cream, chocolate, this video game, whatever. It’s ****ing annoying. Use “addictive” people! I also find it irritating when people rather emphatically exclaim “That’s what I’m talking about!” after someone else’s comment. Ummmm, no buddy, you weren’t talking at all.…

Short skirt/Long jacket - Cake

Just under 6'1 here and feel positively gargantuan in heels. Consequently spend most of my time in ballerina flats.

[/quote] That is disturbingly specific.... [/quote] Pffft. Now THIS is disturbingly specific... "I like 'em real young. Like, did you ever see Paulina in her first "Sports Illustrated" layout? Well, that face, but with better headlights. You know how hers have kind of dimmed lately? Heidi Klums beams would do. And her…

In no particular order... 1) "Gimme shelter" - The Rolling Stones 2) "Sweet soul sister" - The Cult 3) "Shake that" - Eminem 4) "With or without you" - U2 5) "Don't you forget about me" - Simple Minds

Asking you how you went with your workout - Friendly Licking the handlebars of the bike you just used during spin class - Creepy. Unless you like that kind of approach of course.

Nigela Lawson, the queen of food porn. I'd so turn for her :wink:

Can't fault you myers. You're absolute eye candy. 10!

I still can't see it :smile:

Personally I don't think it's appropriate to be asking for money, however, the wishing well (treasure chest, money box, etc etc) thing has actually become quite popular.

Couscous Roasted pumpkin Chickpeas Red onion Toasted pinenuts Flat leaf parsley Olive oil Lemon juice Also, aged Balsamic Vinegar (25 years) will make even the most boring green salad taste amazing. It's for drizzling not drenching though. Depending on the brand you can find yourself paying through the nose for it.

Q: Why do people become lawyers? A: Because they don't have enough personality to become accountants. Boom-Tishhhhhhh!

Wish I had a friend like Slingblade.

Sex: Female Age: 35 Weight: 207 Height: 6'1 NET calories per day: 1800, roughly Exercise per week: at least 4 x 30 minute sessions

< - - - - - - - Professional Gravedigger And you just never know when you're gonna need help getting rid a body

Vegemite. It tastes like *kitten*. :sick: :sick: :sick:

My thousand year old neighbour that manages to drive his thousand year old car round the corner mere seconds before I’m about to pull out, so I'm stuck behind him while he takes every mother effin road I wanna take to my destination at the speed of crawl. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!