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I think I'd be to excited to sleep at all :blushing:
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But my opinions are always stongest before I have any of the facts. What fun is posting if I have to know what I'm talking about? I should probably switch to a political message board. They don't seem to expect you to know anything at all before you post. :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
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:drinker: Was it more my hat or music that bugged you out? Plus, my van is way hotter than the one you showed.
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"Maximum capacity 300 pounds"
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*wakes up from nap* "...wha...huh...did you say something?" *zzzzzzzzzzzz...*
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Give yourself permision...4 times a year. Put the dates on the calandar and look forward to them.
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Evolution has its drawbacks; we have the "advantage" of being able to store calories against future scarcety. But the scarcity never comes so we have to rely on will power. I have gone months without being hungry. I eat because it feels and tastes good. So, until I get stranded on a desert island, I simply have to impose…
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"And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say - that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day."
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My suggestion is to continually expand your social circle--that's all a "bar scene" does anyway. Join a choir, church group, or chamber of commerce. Join an organized co-ed sport team, volunteer at a hospital, or library. Find the situation that the mate you seek will most likely be findable. Don't fish for trout in the…
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All the things I used to be able to do and now can't.
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Will probably be outlawed by Bloomberg soon :explode:
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Congrats! Out of an un-supportive relationship, into a very supportive community. Go get 'em.
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"Ok I have a question is it wrong if a nurse at ur doctors office kisses u on the lips?" Darn it...why don't these things happen to ME!!!!!!!
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The first gift we are given when we enter the world is a scar; our belly button. Anyone would be lucky to do a shot of Patron from your scar!
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Have you been spying on me?
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Maine...and the fish are jumpin' !
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Hitch up your drawers.
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You're all fired! Wait...I'm fired too then. But if I'm fired, I can't fire you all. And I can't fire me either...PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh, my is it the weekend already?
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What do you do?
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Did you two find a nice quite place to share armaments?
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How could I not?
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Ooooppps...did I get lost reading your profile?
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Are you refering to work?
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My, isn't this a racey thread?
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I want to look like me. I just don't know who that fat guy in my mirror is!
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I don't remember how old but I know it was multiple.
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My plumber said I should invest with Bernie Madoff... Your trainer should stick to training.
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Um...where do you take your strolls?
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Or when you're a guy!