DrowningMermaid

I was living in Georgia, didn't have friends other than work friends and I lived with my parents who are highly religious. My manager offered to take me out and get me a lap dance but my parents made me go to church :devil: The whole time I was there, I was thinking "I could have been getting a lap dance RIGHT NOW".…

We're grilling steak, corn on the cob and friends are coming over (and bringing other things with them). I'm making a banana creme pie and while I have a feeling we'll be eating close to our calorie limit, we'll also be playing Badminton, maybe having a water balloon fight and generally running around in the heat for a few…

Just judging from the userpic, I'd say the wife from Breaking Bad. Can't remember her name though.

I started gaining weight my senior year of high school (1998) because of stress, bad eating habits due to "the munchies". Then I moved and was eating a lot of junk since I was working constantly and just ate whatever was handy. Then I got married and drank, smoked and ate way too much garbage (he worked at McDonald's and…

It happens to me all the time. I used to get up, exercise, cool down, shower and then fall back asleep. Now when I'm not exercising as much as I should, it's worse.

I have a habit of shoving everything in my mouth really fast because I'm SO STARVING and then I eat too much since I don't let myself realize I'm not hungry anymore and end up feeling gross and bloated. To help with this, I've been eating my food with baby utensils. I cut my meat or other food up into tiny pieces and take…

This is hilarious. I'd have laughed too. Of course I'm one of those white girls who calls other white girls crackers and stuff like that.

Now... I don't think I've ever considered him attractive, but as a woman, I would simply pity him. Her. I find him absolutely repulsive. I might consider the movie if he weren't in it, but ...just no.

My daughter has (and has had since birth) what I like to call "Man Farts". The deep, resounding bellow from deep within that you just don't expect will ever come out of a tiny seven year old, let alone a baby! I would be holding her as a baby and she would let loose and people legitimately thought it was me and I was…

This second girl, though I don't know who she is, is what I want my body to be. I want to have curves and definition, but still want to be soft and sexy. There's nothing sexy to me about a stick figure.

We started dating May 24. I was pregnant by July. He asked me to marry him in August and I said yes, but I was still married to my ex at the time (we were separated - it wasn't a cheating situation). Once my divorce was final in December, three days later he proposed with the ring. We were married 11 days after my divorce…

Absolutely. Whenever we hang up the phone or one of us leaves the house/work (we work in the same place) or go to bed. Even if we're upset about something, we say it. We give a kiss, sometimes a hug. We don't leave each other without some sort of expression of love. We do this with our daughter as well. This. Completely.…

My biggest was around 290, maybe even 295. I was pregnant at the time, but it was horrifying! I've always been a big girl but when I got pregnant, I'd just lost 60 lbs, so to gain them back PLUS some, it broke my heart. And yet it still took me more than seven years later to find this site and start working on it.

I spend WAY too much time on Pinterest - glad you've made this post so I can add more people and spend even more time there, haha! Here's me: http://pinterest.com/drowningmermaid/

I weigh before my shower, fully naked, after my morning poo.

I'm in Petersburg, about 35-40 minutes away from Springfield. Where are you?

I think the main difference would be presentation. Haha, a woman can be sleek and sexy, gyrating and caressing a pole. Men pretty much have one move: Wiggle. I personally have no interest in seeing a penis flop in the wind. If I did, I'd ask my husband do to naked jumping jacks to the bumping beat of a Benny Benassi song.…

It would really depend on who the person is, how I feel about them and if they shared the details. I wouldn't want the details, let's just put that right out there, but if they started sharing them and they were beyond my comfort level, I think I'd have a real issue with it. I pretty much consider it a compliment if…

You are addicted to aerobics?

When I eat pickles, I gnaw them first to loosen all the seeds completely. Then I bite the end and suck out the juice and seeds, then I eat the membrane inside, followed by the skin. I've been known to hold the last bite of skin in my mouth and suck it like a hard candy as well. I feel so pervy explaining this in detail,…

I have two Chinese Crested. Miss Piggy and Cyrus.

The boy I babysit was walking into the pool with me and his mom (for water aerobics) and he looked over at me and said "You look like you're going to have a baby". His mom was horrified but having a kid of my own (who has said "Wow, Mommy, your belly is BIIIIIIIIIIIG!" or exclaimed how large my butt is while I was trying…

I've been changing my habits and exercising more, eating less for a few months but against my husband's wishes, I started him a MFP profile as well. He's using it and I think he's glad I created it. He was getting so morose that he officially weighs more than me (I've always been the heavier of us) and so I think it's…

I had half a package (one serving) of Picante Lime flavored ramen, cut up two mushrooms, one carrot, one stalk of celery and a radish and threw it in together with it. Ate it with chopsticks and it was really tasty, though I added too much water to the mix, so my spicy flavor was very bland.

For me Cabbage is heartier. It's thicker, has an entirely different (almost a little spicy) flavor and lots of crunch. Lettuce is bland -- almost watery for iceberg but Romaine has a very GREEN taste -- if that makes any sense. I googled for you and found this article:…

I've been off pork for 15 or 16 years now and have had this struggle just as long. I love turkey bacon but the best thing I can suggest is to shop around different brands and see which one crisps the best for you. ONE method I've found that tastes great and is the most crisp I can find is to put it in the oven on a broiler…

For me it would cause concern but because I eat a ton of vegetables, I've gotten to almost 4x per day on certain days. Even when I wasn't eating as healthy, it was a minimum of twice a day. If you feel fine, I wouldn't be too concerned. Maybe add some flax into your diet?

I prefer wraps because it's less filling, so I can have more of the good-for-me stuff I'm adding into it, plus I think it tastes better. I also grow my own brussels sprouts and use the giant outer leaves as a wrap when I have tacos and it's actually really great!

Thanks for posting this. I see so many posts complaining that people can't have this or can't have that or have sacrificed this AND that so they can stop being fat and it's necessary to a certain point, yes, but not completely. I've personally sacrificed eating a whole tube of Pringles but I still let myself have the…

I do not eat anything I don't like. I love vegetables--some more than others, and some in certain form rather than others. Maybe you just need to experiment with different methods of preparing your vegetables and go out on a limb and try something new from time to time. Don't like asparagus because it's stinky? Maybe try…