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Two cannibals are eating. One looks at the other and asks, "Does this clown taste funny to you?"
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Sammy the snail trudged every day to work and back. Every day, as they passed Sammy by, Robert Rabbit would exclaim, "Outta the way, slug!" Gregory Grasshopper would sneer, "Can't you go faster?!" and Tommy Turtle would laugh, "Man, you're so slow!" It saddened Sammy to be ridiculed daily, so he saved every penny he could…
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How late is "late night?" I tend not to be on until around eleven because that's when I get home from the gym... Eleven west coast time.
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My goal is around 1300 a day. But I am also trying to get at least 30min a day of exercising five times a week.
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I'm just getting back into this site, but I am willing to help out if you need it. What motivates you?