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Amazing.

1) leave your hair alone! 2) NO one looks good in tapered, pleated pants 3) Do not open Christmas presents in your PJs... Those pictures will NEVER go away 4) learn to cook, *kitten*!

Ahhh... The North American Car Douche. What a pleasure to see this rare breed so late in the season! A close cousin of the The North American Construction Site Harasser, the North American Car Douche sightings grow rarer as the seasons cool. Experts are unsure where exactly North American Car Douches go, but sightings are…

As an adult with an egg allergy, I have to disagree with this statement.

The thing that gets me is that no one tells you how expensive it is to have to keep buying new pants every month, and what the heck they do with all the old big pants. I mean, I'll keep one pair of starting fat pants, for comparison, but I'm not keeping any of these other pants around. I have NO intention of ever needing…

Nice turkey? You look like you'd be lots of fun, awesome smile.

Foundation: Powder: MSF in medium Bronzer: Benefit Hoola Highlight/luminizer: So far; Benefit Hi-beam, but I haven't tried many Eyeshadow: tough one. Jest or Woodwinked by MAC Liquid eyeliner: Body Shop, laugh it up, it's amazing! Gel liner: MAC blacktrack fluidline. Honourable mention: Dark Diversion MAC Kohl liner:…

Way to go! You look amazing! Also, I like your cat.

No question. Darlene Connor. HUGE crush.

You will meet a tall, dark stranger.

I totally did this yesterday. I went into a store that I normally don't fit into anything, found a dress that I liked, tried it on for curiosity sake, and it fit, AND it looked good. AMAZING! I felt like I floated out of the store.

You are incredible!

WOW!

FREE PUPPIES! But seriously. Maybe mojitos? (just one) or candy usually works, too.

This is beautiful. I teared up when I read that. Your children are lucky. End of story.

I have one, it works really well for us. There are obviously specific challenges that come along with it, but to give you an indicator of how we operate, my significant other and I have been together 5 years, and we've had 3 actual arguments. HONESTY LOVE RESPECT SELF CARE by self care, I mean, you have to deal with your…

DUMP!

Don't you NEVER say an unkind word about Morris Day and The Time...

DUMP

Drinking some beer and preparing for a *kitten* show weekend. at least I'm honest.

It very rarely rains in the gym, the walk back from the gym is the same as the walk to the gym, I don't have to worry about sweating off my sunscreen, there is less chance of being raped, and I like it.

Aug 2 Target: 193.0 Actual: 193.7 Aug 9 Target: 191.0 Aug 16 Target: 188 Aug 23 Target: 186 Aug 30 Target: 183

Add me! I'm a lesbian!

I have this problem, but much less now due to working 7 days a week at 4 jobs. (2 offices, a bar, and cat sitting with a kennel) I work in a bar, so alcohol can be a problem any day of the week, if I'm working around it. I am really trying hard, though, and planning ahead helps so much. For example on Fridays when I work…

Not safe for Vagina

*pops popcorn* this should be exciting!

DONE! let's do this!