MonkRocker

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I'm not even concerned with his first name, but for a middle name? Sexcopter. Think about it.

That's a lovely strawman. For the record, I didn't say anything about the OP save for pointing out it was a grammatical trainwreck, which I don't think anyone (even you) would disagree with. I'm not cutting them down or seeking attention. YOU didn't seem to understand why this thread went the way it did, so I tried to…

I'm pretty sure there's not an eye rolling emote large enough. The shocking grammar and spelling aside, no one's mocking the thread for those reasons. It's being mocked because it's pointless and silly to begin with. I doubt that anyone is going to show up to defend bullying. Yet another thread of preaching to the choir is…

I'm a leather crafter. So I can braid. I've only tried braiding hair a couple of times, tho.

I find it to be a good exercise in adopting a zen-like calm, and freeing myself from attachments. Hope you didn't REALLY want the 15,000 souls you just lost! ;)

Got my first Atari 2600 at age 6 or so - have owned every console since then with only a couple of exceptions. Console, PC, whatever - it's all good. Current obsession is Dark Souls on the 360. Just about the most challenging and unforgiving game I have ever played, but it's amazing. The world is HUGE, with a great…

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You will eventually plateau, but not because of 1200 cals - because everyone plateaus. That's just part of the game. If 1200 cals is working for you and you're seeing steady losses, then stick with it. 10 minutes of skimming the Success Stories forum will very quickly make you realize that there is no ONE WAY to…

42 checking in. "Hot" I will leave as judgement for the reader. I'm told I don't look my age. Confirm/Deny?

Are you weighing/measuring everything? if you're not using measuring cups/spoons and a scale - then you may as well not be measuring at all. I know you THINK you know what a cup looks like, or a teaspoon, but chances are excellent you're overestimating.

So these two muffins are baking in an oven and one turns to the other and says "man! hot enough in here for ya?" and the other one says "HOLY CRAP! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!" Q: what's black and sticky? A: a stick at night. Q: what's brown and runny? A: Usain Bolt Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre! Q: what do you…

Finally I get to use one of my favorite movie quotes. @HuskyMan3: you have extraordinarily supple thighs for a white man. :laugh: Edit: dammit! @Severins_Obse: I like your lips :)

Q: Where did Napoleon keep his armies? A: In his sleevies!

This thread is awesome. OP: that's a glorious backpedal mid-thread. "You must eat breakfast if you want to lose weight." *angry pitchfork-wielding mob forms* "Well, I didn't mean you have to, like really REALLY have to. I just mean you could try it maybe, and it might work for you. Maybe. It worked for me, tho...is what…

What does a dyslexic agnostic do? Sits around and wonders if there really is a dog.

Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? A: *gagging noise* Q: How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? A: WANNA RIDE BIKES?!??!?!?? Q: How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Hippies screw in smelly sleeping bags. Q: How many houseflies does it take to screw in a…

It really is a good exercise in letting go of attachments. Hope you didn't really want that 6000 souls! ;)

Steamed vegetables. That's about it. Chinese food is always gonna kill you with the sauce as far as calories and/or sugar and such goes. Anything beyond steamed veggies and plain rice is gonna be calorie rich.

Finally read a freakin' wiki and decided to give Dark Souls another try on the SEXBox. Now I absolutely love it. It's REALLY challenging, but fair. It will punish the CRAP out of you for dying, tho. If you try it, adopt a zen-like "everything is fleeting" attitude. That way you won't cry when you die and lose the 10000…

I will give up my S3 when it is pried from my cold, dead fingers. I used to always use HTC phones but got sick of crappy reliability and crappy battery life)

Gonna go ahead and nominate Miss_dannii for this thread. *ahem* :)

Wow. This is a seriously passive-aggressive thread. :) I'll go ahead: Yes, friend - your complete and utter oversimplification of <political topic> is spot-on. it's so simple, right? If only someone smart like you was in charge we wouldn't have all these problems, would we? Thank you for opening my eyes to your awesome…

I eventually weaned off of sweet tea. (the South represent!) For a 2-gallon pitcher, I went 1 cup of sugar to 3/4, to 1/2, to 1/4, to 1/8, to zero. Even at 1/8th of a cup, you're only talking ~180 calories for the whole 2 gallon pitcher. Assuming 8 oz cups, that's just over 10 cals per cup. That's certainly not going to…

@rmcgreal: pretty much everything, but ZOMG that tummy! HAWT.

@hb817: mmmm....lips

The souls of the slain.

getdrunknotfat was already posted, but there's also this from our very own MFP forums: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/708963-for-my-fellow-boozers

This post was downright evil. I love it. :devil: I have 3 irrational fears: 1 - Shark Attack - by far the most plausible of the 3, but I am in an ocean maybe once every two years, if even that. 2 - Alien Abduction. Any time I catch a clip or something from one of those movies (Communion, Fire in the Sky, etc..) I'll have…

@rishonb: you look smoove in those shades. :)