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If these actually exist and my Canada doesn't get them, I am going to be one sad girl... Cookie dough. /whimpers Want...

I'm actually really surprised at how many people do this... Tempted to try it out!

Meow ;) I play in a corset and gypsy skirt, FYI. /licks fangs

Vampire the Masquerade :D I'm a Tremere. Though I wanna try being a Toreador with a new char... And definitely a Malkavian, once I'm more experienced :) Anyone else LARP/play VTM?

"I like my boyfriend's mirror; it makes me look skinny."

"Mr. Simpson, I'm scared" "This is our life now, Milhouse. We're dumpster folk." Cracked me up big time xD

Natalie Portman. She is seeewwww tiny!! Like, Black Swan Natalie.

I've been dealing with depression/anxiety for pretty much my whole life. I get that fluttery feeling sometimes, too, basically at the onset of a panic or anxiety attack. I used to have like 5 a day and they'd last for hours. I ended up seeing a shrink and he gave me a prescription (after I tried 2 or 3 before that turned…

I kinda get it... Even I'm attracted to a nice rack. However, people need to learn to control themselves... Just because a girl looks good doesn't mean you have the right to say things like, "Hey, nice t*ts!" and reach for a handful. As for implants, I think nice, reasonably sized ones (not like FFF beach ball-looking…

I'd love it if my guy bought me lingerie. Apparently he was looking for a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader outfit for me while he was working in Texas... I can't stand cheerleaders but hell, as long as it's me turning him on and not someone else, I'd rock that :)

Adorbz ^_^

Manly ;)

What kind of challenges? I'm curious because it's winter (like -30C here) and I'm on a tight budget.

Good points... I agree with you to a point, Vune. I remember a few years back, this group wanted to make Santa skinny cause it's unhealthy to be overweight. Now, I think changing old traditions like that is ridiculous and would totally ruin my childhood. How is Santa supposed to be jolly if he eats celery and weighs…

I know what you mean @breeshabebe. I went out for lunch with my old roommate, her sister and mom. My roomie is a model and skeletal and her mom is very uptight and judgmental. They all ordered little salads and stuff, I was like, screw you guys, I want steak! I could see the disgust in their eyes as I tore into that tasty,…

I love you. Thank you so much!! Apparently I gotta get me some weights! Dunno what to do with them, but I'm gonna get em! And lift them, I guess. Heh. Time to post in the Exercise section ;) tytyty ily! <3

I toooootally agree with this!! Personally, I'd rather have a hot doc with tattoos than someone completely pristine and....undecorated. People with art on them seem to have more personality (this is me being shallow, btw) so I feel more comfortable with them.

Heh sorry but....I have no idea what you just said. What is lean tissue? Are you talking about MY tissue or the foods' tissue? And how do you know how much tissue you have...or your food...idk... I am one confuuuused little llama over here :)

It does seem to be getting more accepted, but it's still a royal pain in the [expletive deleted]. I have a fairly large one on my forearm and, luckily, my current employer doesn't make me cover it up. I've had bosses in the past, however, that have tried making me cover it. But when summer rolls around, I get warm and…

Super Bass by Nicki Minaj. But I'm getting over my embarassment. Now, I sing along and myself a time and smile as my friends stare at me with their confused and judgey eyes ^_^ Homegirl gets doooown! ahahaha

Pretty dec... I do like a cowboy hat on the right guy...

Yeah...a pound of chicken breasts costs me about $20... So I pretty much never get to eat it :( And all the organic stuff and grain fed meat is like double the price of the regular kind. So yeah, it IS more expensive to eat right.

Omg...This sounds even better than a Big Mac!! I love you so freaking much right now :D I so can't wait to put this in my mouth.

Swim!!! I honestly hate running. It hurts me. My joints, my breasts, my lungs...ugh. No thanks. Swimming works evvvvery part of your body. That used to be all I did. Not for exercise but training for my lifeguarding courses. And my body was so toned... My legs, my arms, my stomach, butt, back...everything. And I find it…

That sounds delightful... I loooove a man with lots of (well done) tattoos. MMM! [insert hip thrusting]

Also helps balance your body's pH (good if you're prone to yeast infections). I loooove lemons in my water. I bring them to work all the time. Supposed to be good for cleaning your bod out, too. I imagine it'd be good to get toxins out of sore muscles...

Sensual ;)

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OMG YES!!! I loved these too! You're my hero <3 1. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING Black dress pants, white tank, blue sweater, black knee high boots 2. WHAT COLOUR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING I thought we already covered this... 3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW No Angels/No Scrubs (The XX Vs. TLC) by Bastille feat. Ella It's…

One of my fav flicks of all time!! "Okie dokie doggy daddy!"