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Heck yeah! Lobster risotto

Grab. I wanna jello wrestle too :)

Take. Those. Off. ;)

Batman. Obviously. I always thought he was hot, but when I was in Vegas, this guy on the strip was dressed as him. He had a lil soul patch, too, which I find sexy. He asked if we were looking for a stripper. I was like, "Uhh..." "Well, it's me," he says. Man...I was just like, "Damn honey, I'm sorry but I'm with my mom..."…

I love you...SO much...for doing this today. Unnnnffff ;) Gimme.

My reaction...exactly. Dayum.... /pants

I totally have all the Gummi Bears on DVD. I've watched them all like 3 times haha. Also, Gargoyles, Batman, Flintstones, Care Bears and Beetlejuice were my favorites. And still are. Just add Archer, Family Guy and American Dad into the mix now :)

I got distracted by cuteness and my Timmy's got cold. :)

Cheeseburgers are my weakness. I can NOT say no to those juicy little morsels of cheesy meaty goodness. /arlghlarlarl... (those are Homer drooling noises)

I pull off blonde, red and brunette... Fun times all around ;)

K my bum is alright too then, I guess. If you don't look above or below it.

Ok....how do I know what percentage of my body is fat? This is sounding less and less realistic...

If I didn't work, I would sooo be in.

Classy 40's actress :)

He's just that kind of guy.. I've accepted it.

Yeah, I'm not fond of body shaming either... All I said was that I personally do not find Kim K's body attractive and do not want mine to be like that (as it seems to be, imo). I don't think that's any more wrong than saying I am not attracted to red hair so I don't want mine to be red... It's a matter of opinion. I…

Congratulations, you didn't understand what I'd actually asked for. Reading comprehension, ftw!

Thanks lady :) Glad someone can relate. Like, almost identically.. But you're probably right.. Thanks for this! I never knew that was even a possible thing... I thought fat just grew under the skin and that was that.. I've been trying to incorporate some kind of protein in every single meal. Gonna have to find some free…

I wasn't looking for compliments. If you aren't going to be of any help (such as recommending side-slimming exercises as I'd asked for - not to be confused with half-hearted, meaningless compliments), then don't bother commenting at all. Some of us come here for motivation and support (odd, I know...it's not as if the…

Hard question. Myyyyy.....freckle by my belly button? I think that's about it.

That's awesome!! It's surprising how little time it takes ya to get right back into it, eh? And the fat just meeelllllts off. Love it :) Keep it up, chicky!

I disagree. Most restaurant owners opened up their business because of a love for food. Not because they want to spend hours researching nutrition facts for people that count their calories. Most people don't do that, so I can't agree with you on this at all. It's YOUR diet and, therefore, YOUR responsibility to research…

Exactly! That's how I usually feel, too, alathIN. Except last time... Actually felt sick when I got in my car. Been out of the water for too long haha. I'm moving back to my hometown at the end of the month though and there's a lake there so should be getting in plenty of swimming and frisbee this summer :) As soon as it…

You have awesome taste, lady :) In This Moment has always been one of my favs (the album Beautiful Tragedy was their best). The Agonist - Business Suits and Combat Boots Toss in some Trivium and Chimera... Actually, here. These are a couple of hard rock/metal mixes I made on 8tracks (wicked place to find new tunes, btw):…

Pet Peeves: Spelling/grammatical errors, people who chew with their mouth open, open cupboard doors, small talk at work, people touching my face (especially my nose), girls who act dumb because it's "cute". Phobias: MOTHS!!! They are little pieces of Satan incarnate and they feed off of my fear so they fly at my face to…

I learned that: If I talk to men on here, I obviously want to bone them. If I share my Kik, that is the same as saying, "Let me show you my hooha." Close-ups of your g-string have a lot to do with fitness and nothing to do with looking for attention. Also, water is the only water and juice is not water at all, but liquid…

YES! The birthday cake ones were amaaaaazing. Mmm :)

Hugh Jackman is probably the only man I would let in my bed covered in fur... And even then, I'd probably cringe a little when I touched him. I just realized my nose was actually crinkled the whole time I typed that...

All i can think about is how freaking hot this guy would be if he weren't covered in a hairy mass. Them hip lines. Dayum.. :love:

Bahahaha! That's a bit much... But I actually prefer it when my bf has his days-off beard growing. It's all..manly and stuff...rawr ;) I guess a bit of a treasure trail would be ok, too. But if I stroke a man's chest and there's fur slipping between my fingers...I literally just shuddered. Sorry, not trying to be…