bryantparson Member

She thought I was a girl. :)

No. But I think he might crush me.

She thought @Nograce80 was a dude.

We're going dutch.

Graphic Design.

She doesn't like crunch berries. What kind of monster doesn't like crunch berries?

But seriously, if anyone wants to hit up leg day with me, let me know.

I'm a confessed cereal killer. Cinnamon Toast Crunch doesn't stand a chance near me.

Could be. I'll consider it.

Don't you tell me how to live my life. I'll post what I want, you don't put your restrictions on me.

Smokin.

Heck yes. Right on the mouth.

I bet you are.

Are you a cuddler?

All she wants is action, action, action... until it's the sort of action I'm looking for then it's restraining orders and "how did you get in my house".

@dalek

I bet he plays tennis. Hard.

No, you're a figment of mine. You don't actually sleep, when you think you're sleeping, it's just that I'm not thinking about you.

To understand why we broke up, you have to understand why we got together. It wasn't a whirlwind romance, it wasn't two friends longing for each other, it was something much more mundane. We were two lonely people in a place with few lonely people. It was not exciting or enchanting... mostly because neither were we. It was…

This sounds a lot like real life. None of you people exist in real life. Let's not collide worlds here.

A common villain.

Backpack around the world.

4 shades of angry.

Quinoa and kale mix from costco.

I just want to be stuck on an island. Doesn't really matter who with.

I could never live up to your standards.

@GFitMan looks like a bond villain.