WillPillageYourVillageForFood Member

I had a boob job 3 years ago and my only regret is that I didn't do it sooner. I was a tiny AAA and then had half of one removed due to cancer. I never thought that they could get any smaller but boy was I wrong. :laugh: My husband was very ambivalent about me having the surgery but he told me that if it would make me…

Once upon a time I went to college to be an accountant. Since then I have worked for police departments as a warrant and extraditions officer, a 911 police and fire dispatcher, a correctional officer, and am currently teaching grades 7-12 alternative learning kids. My point is, major in what interests you and you will find…

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. -Hunter S. Thompson

Only 9 drinks??????:noway: Geez Shannon, you should know by now that's only enough for the first 20 minutes or so if I'm around. :bigsmile:

I absolutely love my boobs and I sure paid enough for them so I had better love them.:bigsmile:

Whatever name you decide on, stand around and shout it over and over again for several hours. If it rolls off the tongue easily and you still like it then use it! Remember you will be screaming this name at him for at least 16 years (the first 2 years are the good ones when you aren't constantly saying their names over and…

Only you can decide what is right for you and your boyfriend. What worked or didn't work for someone else should have absolutely no bearing on your decision. If you are comfortable moving in with your boyfriend then do so, if not then get your own apartment. Since you are not contemplating doing something illegal then you…

Ha Ha! Aren't you the funny one! Good thing you have such a cute kid or I might never visit you again. :bigsmile:

Hell yeah! I personally don't think it's all that bad to want to look good but then again I don't think that being a lush is a bad thing either. :bigsmile:

Geez I can't believe your town is too cheap for a few drops of green food coloring.

I do believe I shall have to partake in some yoga tonight. :bigsmile:

I used to live in Keller (just outside of Ft. Worth), but then my husband got the brilliant idea to move us to Arkansas. :grumble: Hope to be back in Texas this school year if the schools rebound from their budget cuts.

Finally some people who aren't afraid to say that the machine count is inaccurate. I personally get very tired of people posting about how they burned 1000+ calories in less than an hour on an elliptical when they say they weigh 130 pounds. It would be great if that were true, but in the long run they are only deluding…

I am a first generation American. My dad is from Germany and my mother is from Ireland. I guess I got the drinking gene because I sure do love my booze. Not overly fond of Irish or German cooking though....it's too bland for me. :grumble:

I know exactly how you feel Joanie. If anyone had told me 3 years ago that I would be maintaining my weight and eating correctly for 3 years, I would have laughed at them. I am finally at a point in my life where I can have any type of food in my house and not feel the need to eat every last bit of it. I honestly think…

Mine comes from my willingness to do just about anything for food. :blushing:

I met my husband by being fixed up by a mutual friend. It was a disaster from the get go. :laugh: I thought he was about 30 and he thought I was 16.......reality was I was 22 and he was 19. He ignored me the entire night and kept talking to my roommate, he made me drive because I was the only semi sober one and when we got…

Hissho sushi has a complete nutrition information on their website and if you first look at their menu you can determine exactly what is in each type of roll. Most hand rolls are cut into small pieces usually consisting of about 6 slices per roll. The pre-packaged Hissho sushi rolls are generally 12 to a container. Hope…

I am giving up my children.....oh wait, that really wouldn't be much of a sacrifice. :bigsmile: I am a cradle Catholic so for the past 45 years or so I have dealt with this.....it's getting harder and harder to find something to give up. I think this year I am going to refrain from cussing. I won't be able to speak for 40…

I would also be concerned that there are some mental health issues going on with her. If she is living in a house where there is moldy food on counters, missing tiles from the floors, parts of stairs missing, trash on the floors, flea and mice infestation, and the multiple cats not using litter boxes there appears to be an…

I am 5'6" and measure 36/25/26. I would love to be able to move some of my thighs to my hips because I can't stand to be completely straight through the hips. Guess when I had the boob job, I should have asked about hip implants. :bigsmile:

Can't speak with any certanity about real boobs, but I do know that when I got my implants I asked my doctor how much they would weigh and he said that 1 cc of water weighs 1 gram. I got 475 cc's on each side so mine only weigh 1 3/4 pounds each. I was kind of disappointed to find out they weighed that little because I was…

I have never been able to say no to that next drink or shot. Once I start drinking I only stop if the bar closes or my husband drags me off to bed. :blushing:

My husband's weight has run from 140 to 250 and right now he's hovering somewhere around the 210 mark. I have loved him through thick and thin. Doesn't really matter to me what he weighs I still think he's the most incredible guy out there. :love:

I figure if anyone stole my identity they would be giving it back within an hour or so. Who would want to impersonate a married 50 year old woman living in rural Arkansas????? Hell, even I want to change several things about that. :laugh:

Cherry vodka and puppy breath. :love: Yes, I do know that I am seriously deranged. :bigsmile:

My name comes from my willingness to do just about anything for food. :bigsmile:

Well said! My husband and I have been married for 26 years and I couldn't care less about mass marketed "holidays". To me it's all the little things he does everyday that makes him so special. :heart:

LMAO. I first read this as quietly pulls out of AFF. :laugh: I am so easily amused.

I too fall into the "older" woman category, but I still wear a bikini. I figure I haven't blinded anyone yet with my fishbelly white skin tone so what the heck I'm gonna enjoy life. :bigsmile: